WWE RAW 8/22/2011 -The Kliq, Conspiracys & More Twists Than Anywhere Else...Brother

[Deexter Jorgan]

Nikki's been going through Jeff Hardy's wardrobe.

if she starts wearing the face paint im seriously never watching a divas match again

 

[Sean Valjean]

The Miz has charisma, but what drug was he on when he agreed to do the 7-11 ads?

The money drug.

 

[mr.ready]

The Bellas ring attire is ugly.

 

[CH David]

Punk go the "status quo" route? Since when is being the WWE Champ the status quo? In Punk's world, John Cena as champ is the status quo. In fact, I reckon he'd be more of a hypocrite to give Triple H and crew the satisfaction of letting the WWE Championship ripped away from him without scratching and clawing his way back into the title picture. Besides, what better way to stick it to the man by winning the title back from the guy they set up to screw you?

I honestly don't think people care if Punk is anti-establishment or anti-Cena, they care if he's anti-mainstream wrestling. As long as he keeps insulting the guys who sign is paycheck, referencing the WWE's dark past, or mentioning his friends on television, people will cheer for him.

What is he going to reference these things while fighting Del Rio? That makes no sense. Honestly, Punk's only gripe with Del Rio is the "conspiracy".

 

[¡Roján!]

Eve isnt that good looking

I will murder you

 

[JGlass]

He can, but it makes no sense to switch him and Punk. You must understand this.

It makes some sense, more in terms of cold hard reality than in terms of kayfabe. Cena has done the championship feud before, so the WWE will stick him in a fresher feud. Punk is pretty much a brand new face to the title scene, and sticking the belt on him and having him defend it at WrestleMania will cement him as a staple in the WWE Title scene no matter which show he's on and no matter who else is in the championship scene.

I think Eve just used Miz's neckbreaker.

 

[Sean Valjean]

I thought they were chanting "You Screwed Bret" at first.

 

[CH David]

I love those little picture-in-picture promos. Nice way to get people more mic time.

Steve, Eric, and I mentioned these in Chicago Ridge during one of the down times.

 

[¡Roján!]

Eve Torres > Kelly Kelly

 

[Deexter Jorgan]

kellys a bully, bitch hitting a defenseless bella

 

[jmt225]

Eve isnt that good looking

She's alright.

They should put her with Del Rio now that I think about it. She's a Jiu-Jitsu practitioner and Latina... perfect manager for Del Rio if she can play a bitch properly.

And bless WWE for trying to make Kelly Kelly legit, but this shit is laughable.

 

[¡Roján!]

Oh god, Natalya and Beth Phoenix, sexy MoFo's

 

[Sean Valjean]

How long before Kevin Nash powerbombs Kelly?

 

[Deexter Jorgan]

Nash got rid of that nasty beard yes!

 

[mr.ready]

I thought they were chanting "You Screwed Bret" at first.

What were they chanting?

 

[jmt225]

Is it just me or does Nash have the goofiest walk? To me he just comes off trying so hard to be arrogant.

 

[vampireblade]

y is canada behind my buddy from canada says that they just now gettin the divas match?

 

[Sean Valjean]

Super Smackdown! Featuring 12 brand-new superstars for only 40 bucks!

 

[CH David]

It makes some sense, more in terms of cold hard reality than in terms of kayfabe. Cena has done the championship feud before, so the WWE will stick him in a fresher feud. Punk is pretty much a brand new face to the title scene, and sticking the belt on him and having him defend it at WrestleMania will cement him as a staple in the WWE Title scene no matter which show he's on and no matter who else is in the championship scene.

You know that I would love nothing but that. It just doesn't make sense in terms of kayfabe, which is still used a little bit. Punk still needs to have a big villain or something to face before he is truly completely over. Cena got it started, now it's on Punk, if they go that route.

Beth looked great.

 

[Stall_19]

You know what's sad, if WWE had a divas tag division they would have more established tag teams (Kelly/Eve AJ/Kaitlyn Natalya/Beth Bella Twins) than the men's (Usos nexus)

 

[Sean Valjean]

What were they chanting?

No idea.

 

[¡Roján!]

Also, where is everybody tonight?

 

[Deexter Jorgan]

hogan would know alot about credit, he keeps taking credit for the rise of the wrestling business....

 

[Thriller Ant]

Steve, Eric, and I mentioned these in Chicago Ridge during one of the down times.

They are so simple, but can be so effective.

 

[mr.ready]

Vickie Got Ass!