RAW LD remix ft. Timbaland

[Father:_Polley]

Do I mean Sidious, do I mean Timbaland? Who knows

 

[klunderbunker]

He looks like he's about 60 years old.

 

[Little Jerry Lawler]

Either Sheamus is going to win or get intentionally disqualified.

 

[Turd Ferguson]

Timbaland has no fucking idea where he is.

 

[Ambiguous Turd]

Let's hope he remembers Sheamus' name.

 

[Tastycles]

Hey, Tastycles. Go Fuck yourself.

My penis is big enough to wrap around, but no thanks.

Seriously. Why are you watching. You've made literally one positive comment all night, what could you possibly be gaining from this experience? Why have you watched Raw tonight? So you can shout your tired repetitive rhetoric into the rain? Vince McMahon is never eeeeeeeeeeever going to listen to your opinion, so if you don't like Raw, turn it off.

 

[Father:_Polley]

Incidentally, Raw in UK is programmed to run 15 mins over

 

[Azamuth]

I laughed when I saw Timbaland's shirt said "Never Give Up" because looking at his midsection that mustve been his motto when he attempted to eat till the back of the fridge.

 

[X]

I don't know, I'd mark out for that.

You know what I'm trying to say though. It's fine to get excited but jesus christ some of you need to CURB YOUR ENTHUSIASM, you guys are acting like this has been the greatest 2 hours of wrestling television ever produced because of a thirty second Bret Hart video clip.

 

[C.M.]

@ Timbaland

 

[The Champ]

Oh well. Then it's condescending then. Deal with it.

Eh, admitting it is good enough for me.

Anyway, time for Cena to get his belt back.

 

[SigTauBlacklabel]

nice curb mention eko.. larry david is the man

 

[Serious Mozzarella]

I legit don't know what to expect from this match.

 

[klunderbunker]

You know what I'm trying to say though. It's fine to get excited but jesus christ some of you need to CURB YOUR ENTHUSIASM, you guys are acting like this has been the greatest 2 hours of wrestling television ever produced because of a thirty second Bret Hart video clip.

It hasn't been a bad show at all. There's been a point to it and it's built to them main event all night. I've been entertained. Good show and almost very good.

 

[CenaHeelTurn]

Sid, are you really a bitter old man in disguise? Do you spy on the neighbors from your front porch?

What disguise?

 

[Turd Ferguson]

You know what I'm trying to say though. It's fine to get excited but jesus christ some of you need to CURB YOUR ENTHUSIASM, you guys are acting like this has been the greatest 2 hours of wrestling television ever produced because of a thirty second Bret Hart video clip.

In all fairness though, and this isn't me playing devil's advocate like I was last week, this is a really good episode of Raw.

 

[Ambiguous Turd]

My penis is big enough to wrap around, but no thanks.

Seriously. Why are you watching. You've made literally one positive comment all night, what could you possibly be gaining from this experience? Why have you watched Raw tonight? So you can shout your tired repetitive rhetoric into the rain? Vince McMahon is never eeeeeeeeeeever going to listen to your opinion, so if you don't like Raw, turn it off.

I've said more than one thing positive tonight. Go back and review the thread.

I am not here to post for your approval, Tastycles. You don't like it, then tough. Deal with it.

 

[X]

It hasn't been a bad show at all. There's been a point to it and it's built to them main event all night. I've been entertained. Good show and almost very good.

What has been very good about it? It's been a typically average show. Opening Cena promo, pointless divas match, DX promo/schill, the Bret Hart clip, and now a few meaningless matches. The only thing that's been great tonight was the segment with McMahon and HBK, everything else has been business-as-usual.

I don't know, maybe I'd enjoy it more if we actually got to see a good wrestling match on free TV from the WWE more than twice a year.

 

[Serious Mozzarella]

Cena looked like a dark hispanic when he was being suplexed by Sheamus.

 

[The Champ]

You know what I'm trying to say though. It's fine to get excited but jesus christ some of you need to CURB YOUR ENTHUSIASM, you guys are acting like this has been the greatest 2 hours of wrestling television ever produced because of a thirty second Bret Hart video clip.

The guy hasn't appeared on WWE programming for twelve years, his return was considered about ten times less likely than The Rock's, he's an all-time great, a legend and somebody who is widely beloved by the fans. So when the news of his return breaks, and it finally becomes official, of course people are going to get excited. Why can't they mark out for this? If people want to jump up and down and jizz their pants over this, what's wrong with that? It's gonna be a moment that goes down in history, and I don't get why some of you guys have a problem with people enjoying it as much as they can.

 

[klunderbunker]

I sense a DQ.

 

[The Doctor]

When he's not even close to ready for the main event, yeah Doc, that's a terrible idea. The guy is barely an upper-midcarder right now and you want him winning the fucking Royal Rumble? Yes, that's a terrible, terrible idea. Kofi in the main event would flop massively right now, he's not ready.

And I disagree with you. Do you hear his reaction? He gets that weekly. He has captured all midcard title, and is damn good in the ring and on the mic. What part of that is "not ready"?

I have to be negative to cancel out all of the bullshit I read in these LDs from you guys, you're all so fucking easily pleased it's absurd to me, Bret Hart could come out next week, take a shit in the ring, leave, and you guys would be jumping up and down crying and hysterically screaming about how the WWE is God. I guess just after years of so much shit programming some of you just mark out for absolutely anything that happens.

No, I'm just a Bret mark. He's my favorite wrestler of all time. If Bret took a shit in the ring, I'd be praising Bret for pushing that shit out of his ass, not WWE for making Bret take it in the ring.
I mark out because I want to enjoy myself. I like looking at it analytically after it has happened. It's enjoyable watching it and getting excited. I'd rather be excited and "mark out to everything" than be Sid. He's my mate and all, but good lord this negativity is crushing.

Don't let him lose it. Don't let him lose it.

No........What?

 

[Steamboat Ricky]

 

[Ambiguous Turd]

Good call by the ref.

 

[samualdude]

So it would appear that its most of the guys in the LD vs. Sidious.