This is probably going to be the longest post I've ever made, just to spite you all who hate it.
I would ask how it is a mess? Being a Cena fan automatically impairs your judgement on this because you, for whatever reason being to you as an individual, WANT to see him, where as myself and other people, and many more of similar mindsets across this planet, have had enough of him to last us two life times. I respect that you are a fan, I do, but for the mere fact that you are a fan of his, tells me you can't even see the point. There was a time where I thought Cena was great, I thought he was awesome, and no Im not talking like some bandwagon jumper fan who says "YEAH DR OF THUGANOMICS CENA IS BEST HE SO COOL NOW HE SUX", I admired him a few years ago when I believe he was at his best from 2006 - 2007.
Its a little insulting that you say my statement was a mess when you fail to even explain why probably because you don't know how. You can't say its a mess, because its true! People HATE Cena because he is shoved down the throats of everyone week in, week out. Its beating a dead horse, I still don't see why the common fan or even Cena fan can't see this? Ignorance, or inconsideration is the only logical answer. They think that just because THEY enjoy this guys routine and mundane overexposure, everyone else should.
Thats not the case, I hate to sound like a prick but the fact that my post riled you up so much to reply pretty much tells me you hold this guy to such a high regard that you would intercede in a wrestling discussion just to defend the guy with no solid backing or reason, other then the fact that someone spoke out so much against their favorite star. I'm kind of sick of these Cena fans, you are almost as bad as those little Jeff Hardy marks who think this guy is a god and would kill someone for making fun of them or calling them out on their flaws.
I know why people cheer for Cena, I know why people have faith in him and I know why people are fans. However, I am not one of those people. How would you feel if a performer or wrestler you didn't like hogged up all the air time night in, night out, for about eight years, give or take at most 8 - 10 months out for injury? I've been watching the product for 16 years and there has been no one, and I mean no one, who has been more consistent and more over exposed on a regular basis and over hyped on a regular basis then John Cena, PERIOD.
Cena is staler then Barbara Walter's vagina, he needs to GO AWAY for a while. There is nothing he can do now to save my interest as an individual, the ship has sailed a year or two ago, but to me if Cena had any sense of what is definitively considerate and beneficial for this business, Cena just needs to fuck off for a bit. Cena is a juggernaut for the WWE, there is no questioning that, but for the 20,000,000th time, the majority of us have just had enough. I never want to point fingers at anyone, but for the most part.. Cena fans and these die hard marks or overzealous little fanboys and girls are ruining credibility in the WWE on all levels. You do realize the WWE title, the world title, everything else is taking a backseat for John Cena's continued push? He is established enough. Give the spotlight to someone else for a while. Give us a break from this super man. For Christs sake people open your eyes.
There could be so much money to be made, and so much to benefit other people if Cena were to go away for a while. Imagine the people who could be elevated? Or the things they could do?
Or the money they could make for a Cena return? You have no idea, if done properly and if Cena were to go away for a set amount of time, hell even I would be a little excited to see that he would be returning and what for.
As he is now, he just does the same shit over and over and over and over .And he will continue to do so after he beats the Rock at Mania, he will return to beating everyone, conquering the odds, until there is nothing left to do but rehash old rivalries, bring in greener the grass guys from the possibly soon to be defunct FCW just to feed to this guy, until the next big storyline where Cena is at a moral conflict and has to be the underdog and do whats right and be the hero once again. How will he manage to beat the odds and make me want to shoot myself for the 100th time and ask myself why do I keep watching this time?
After he beats the Rock its going to be trivial. Its always trivial with John Cena, he could wrestle Jesus Christ at WrestleMania 30, and when he wins he would still completely undermine or get over it within a couple weeks.
I firmly believe, if you don't enjoy something, don't watch, which is why I change the channel 8 times out of 10 when this guy comes out because I know I saw it last week.
I think Cena is less entertaining then The Rock because John is the most predictable, stale, mundane, routine, eye-rolling, cliche super hero who has barely, and I hardly mean ever, sold anything believable to me as a wrestling fan in the past three years or so.
You do realize the only time Cena has ever lost in clean, decisive and notable fashion without getting screwed or cheated out of it by controversial means or interference was when he lost to Triple H in a WWE Title match in 2008? In four years, that is the only time I can ever recall Cena ever laying down and being beaten fairly in believable fashion, and heres the kicker, the guy who beat him probably has more of an ego then he does and runs a part of the company.
Like I said, pile on top of this the fact that this guy could get shot, stabbed, ran over, kicked in the nuts by a horse, decapitated, burned at the stake, reanimated by a necromancer, raped by Brian Peppers, smashed over the head with a log by Tarzan, blown up, reanimated once more and then slapped in the face by Rue Paul and he would still fail to sell in any believable fashion just by winning in the most mundane and routine fashion and smirk like a little prick at the end of it and salute to the audience and look at the camera and say "NEVER GIVE UP!" Yeah John, you get the WWE fed to you on a silver spoon, you can't afford to give up right?
Even last night on RAW, he is getting his ass kicked by Mark Henry, I mean just DOMINATED and he comes back and wins with what, two moves? Fucking bullshit. Mark Henry losing to this guy by two or three moves after completely dominating and making Cena his bitch just made Henry look like a joke, and he hasn't looked like a joke in almost a year. Don't insult my intelligence, where is the story? Where is the psychology? Where the fuck is the logic? Its not there because it doesnt need to be, because the guy could wrestle a mop, cut a promo on it, tell it to choke on these nuts and wave his hand in front of his face and fickle Cena fans will still cheer and jump and say "yay, yaya oh yay oh my god yay yay Hes so cool! Hes so funny! Wow hes so brave he just beat a fucking mop on RAW, I want to be just like him."
Not to mention that they threw this stupid story of him being in a car crash? I don't buy that, his fans will because they love him and dont want precious Johnny boy to be hurt, so they will root for him even more but for the commentary team to say "He must be hurt! How will he be at WresltleMania?"
Oh no! The odds are again stacked, John Cena is not 100%! What is going to happen?!?!?! This is a huge factor in the match, so lets build it up bit by it. I mean by all accounts, a fender bender just must draw a guy from 100% to at least 20% if he is John Cena, I sure hope he is ok because this is so unexpected and wow what heart and drive shown by this man who was love tapped in his automobile hours ago, to come out after such an excruciating accident and win with nothing but pure heart and drive. My god, this Cena is so amazing, I mean last week he stubbed his toe on his way to the ring but still managed to overcome the odds for the 1242352365th time in the last decade, god praise Cena! God praise us all! YAAAAY!!!
If the guy is walking to the ring and lifting a 450 pound man over his head, hes pretty fucking OK to compete, jackwads.
You miss the point, again, entirely. The problem with Cena not being entertaining is because he is nowhere near believable. Credible as a main eventer and champion, yes, but does he make it believable to anyone over the age of 12 or who lacks a vagina or a sex life? NO. His third grade level "poopy" jokes, as I refer to them because he has gone on record to call people "poopy" in the past, is just so juvenile that its hard to think this is the same guy that panders to be a guy who rises above hate and is pimping out a gimmick of loyalty and respect but never shows it to anyone, in that ring, or on that microphone. I don't think I ever saw The Rock smile like a fucking ****** while painting "JBL IS POOPY" on a limo. Rock had his weak moments and his lame promos and segments, but it never went that bad. One week he comes out all serious, HUSTLE LOYALTY RESPECT, BUY MY SHIRT then the next he comes out rapping about putting his nuts on his opponents face? Fuck off. At least the Rock is consistent with his points in his promos and segments.
He never gives anyone else a chance to get over, he always has to be the guy with the relevancy at the end of it even when he shouldn't be. He comes up with these lame jokes or references that are either completely stupid or no one gets, or says these ******ed statements and people laugh and go along with it anyway cause Clark Kent himself said it.
I'd rather listen to anyone from from The Rock to David Schultz talk about Kung Pow chicken, fruity pebbles, even throw in the occasional twitter reference which I hate, and I'd rather them screw up lines fed to him from a titantron for an hour and then slapping an interviewer for asking if the business is fake then listen to Cena for two minutes with his preachy, condescending, over done, over rated, ridiculous, irrelevant, cheesy, cringe worthy dialogue and god awful shit eating expressions any day of the week. Hell, I'd even take a fifteen minute Mike Adamle promo on the fundamentals of physics over your typical Cena work now.
Don't get me wrong, lot of Cena hate in this post but believe it or not, I respect the guys work ethic, I do think, and I know, he is a valuable asset to the WWE, but he isn't the only thing WWE has, as much as they will it to be so for the majority of their product. There are guys in that locker room who are toe to toe better then Cena that we never, ever get to see. To me he is somewhat like the maxipad of the WWE, he stays in one place for set amount of time, absorbs the bad, protects the host, has a purpose, and lays comfortably among its wearer, it supports and gives a sense of relief to its host, but if it hasn't been changed every some odd hours people will start to smell something funky and look down and say "Yo, its been more then four hours you need to change that."
Don't give me that bullshit, while I think the whole steroid craze after the Benoit incident was a little ridiculous and unnecessary as a scapegoat for these uneducated reporters, if you are going on record for an interview for the sole purpose of your opinion and your ideas on the topic at hand its easy to say what John said,"Its tough to answer that because of the way society is now." The fact of the matter is, he was in a position where, yes, he could have incriminated himself if he had not chosen his words right, but any sensible person would know why they were being interviewed in the first place at that particular moment in time, so its just stupid. John Cena coming in for an interview and being surprised that he was asked if he ever did steroids, is like someone trick or treating and being surprised to get candy when someone answers the fucking door.
CNN or whoever conducted that interview, as ignorant as they were, only apologized when it put Cena and WWE under an even worse light then it already was. It wasn't enough for them to apologize that they had included a guy that fell from 75 feet in 1999 and die in the ring to steroid abuse, it wasn't enough they had an employee die of heart problems due to substance abuse a couple years earlier, it was just enough for a guy to kill himself and his family in some inexplicable rage to get the attention for them to spew accusations and completely miss the point and facts and blame everything on the most common known problem in sports, but when they question the top guy in the top company with a question from left field, suddenly they feel the need to apologize?
I don't recall them ever publicly saying "Sorry for our misguided and uneducated views on the steroid abuse in pro wrestling" or "sorry for any offensive material we may have broadcast, up to and including, disrespecting our guests such as former professional wrestlers to air their opinions on the subject, or exaggerating truths in order to build on this particular story". To me, when he said "I can say Ive never done them, but you cant prove that I have" or whatever it was he said is just John Cena going for an interview to drive the stick in deeper. Every interview those assholes ever aired during that fiasco was incriminating! But for some reason, John Cena gets an apology for the WWE. Facts are facts, if it were anyone else who was asked that, CNN or whoever it was wouldn't have apologized. Cena is the ultimate do good puppet for the WWE and I, along with millions and millions of other fans, who, the majority of which actually know the English language or have legal residency on the continent of North America, see right through it and are 199% sick of it. Thats a whole nother story altogether.
Long enough?
I doubt you guys read it anyways.