TNA iMPACT! LD for 03.24.11

[The Bearded One]

Why is Okato wearing the mask? Pope unmasked him last week.

 

[klunderbunker]

Does this guy think he's Jimmy Jack Funk or something?

 

[X]

Mickie James in Daisy Dukes is the best thing about TNA, and maybe even all of pro wrestling.

Brofist.exe

I would destroy that booty. I can't even think of a word to properly describe how hard I would destroy that shit. Wait, yes I can. I'd Hiroshima that bitch.

RVD turns heel at Lock Down.

I think at that point both KB and I would just give each other a look of absolute bewilderment, signal to each other to grab our respective firearms, and blow our respective brains out in a strange, kinky, murder-suicide pact.

 

[klunderbunker]

Are the ropes making noise?

 

[klunderbunker]

Brofist.exe

I would destroy that booty. I can't even think of a word to properly describe how hard I would destroy that shit. Wait, yes I can. I'd Hiroshima that bitch.



I think at that point both KB and I would just give each other a look of absolute bewilderment, signal to each other to grab our respective firearms, and blow our respective brains out in a strange, kinky, murder-suicide pact.

I might be at the show. Heaven help me.

 

[Mighty NorCal]

and then they play okatos music!!!!!!

 

[The Bearded One]

Brofist.exe

I would destroy that booty. I can't even think of a word to properly describe how hard I would destroy that shit. Wait, yes I can. I'd Hiroshima that bitch.

Oh the things I would attempt to do to that ass but ultimately fail at before crying myself to sleep. Would be nasty, as the kids say these days.

I think at that point both KB and I would just give each other a look of absolute bewilderment, signal to each other to grab our respective firearms, and blow our respective brains out in a strange, kinky, murder-suicide pact.

Would you really be that shocked if this is how it turns out? And if it's kinky, why am I not invited?

 

[The Bearded One]

I might be at the show. Heaven help me.

You know how there is always that one guy standing and clapping during every heel turn ever? That would be me for predicting this, while you and X kill yourselves in the kinkiest way possible.

 

[klunderbunker]

You know how there is always that one guy standing and clapping during every heel turn ever? That would be me for predicting this, while you and X kill yourselves in the kinkiest way possible.

There's a tiny chance it'll be me, Shocky and Sly. Imagine that reaction.

 

[justinsayne]

LOL, WWE All-Stars commercial during Impact

 

[Mighty NorCal]

Good ol fuckin WWE commercial during impact

 

[klunderbunker]

And on the commercial, Hogan is getting his ass kicked.

 

[Nate DaMac]

Sting's kids suck at football.

 

[The Bearded One]

There's a tiny chance it'll be me, Shocky and Sly. Imagine that reaction.

It would be a triple shot of this:

Spoiler

 

[klunderbunker]

.....why are these airing now? I'm really not sure why we're seeing these.

 

[Mighty NorCal]

YA! JEFF FUCKIN JARRETT, BEST FUCKIN SEGMENT EVERY FUCKIN WEEK

 

[justinsayne]

I really hope Angle is right and this stupid feud ends at Lockdown

 

[The Bearded One]

Impact hasn't been too shabby this week, at least compared to last week. But do I watch the second half of Impact or the season finale of the Jersey Shore?

 

[klunderbunker]

So their first half main event thing is again Flair. Who would have thought that back in 83 when he was a 3 time champion that this would be happening 28 years later?

 

[X]

How sad is it that tonight's show is light years ahead of last week's already, yet it's still been totally mediocre with almost no wrestling?

 

[Little Jerry Lawler]

Impact hasn't been too shabby this week, at least compared to last week. But do I watch the second half of Impact or the season finale of the Jersey Shore?

I can't wait to watch The Hard Times of RJ Berger

Are Sammi and Ronnie still bitching at each other?

 

[Little Jerry Lawler]

RVD has the weirdest hair I've ever seen.

 

[Nate DaMac]

Oh shit, TBO may have been right.

 

[Mighty NorCal]

So wait...One? Legit match?

 

[klunderbunker]

So they're building to RVD or Anderson joining Immortal at the PPV. I'd bet money on it being a triple threat at the PPV so we have a triple threat for the title with two guys that are believed to be turning heel.

Sound familiar?