TNA iMPACT! LD for 03.24.11

[The Bearded One]

I guess it's because I have a thing for short girls. I was skeptical of Deena at first but she isn't that bad.

Abyss just needs to kick ass.

I like the shorter girls as well, but Deena does nothing for me. She reminds me of a hairless Furby for some reason.

 

[Shocky]

I just noticed you guys have a bot named Legion posting links. Thought someone should now but I'm away from a computer right now. Figured KB would see this in here.

 

[Vincent Michaels]

Speaking of Crimson, where has he been? It could be I just started watching TNA again a few weeks ago and he might be injured, but did he just completely randomly disappear like Brian Kendrick? I miss that little guy.

I'm still praying that they bring him back to even out what could be a Lethal LockDown if AJ stays out.

 

[The Bearded One]

He was young and talented and got a good reaction when he came out. He was immediately taken off TV before people started watching for him, lest he do something evil like draw people.

Ok, so the usual.

 

[justinsayne]

The only time I have ever found Abyss even remotely interesting or entertaining was when he had James Mitchell as his manger

 

[justinsayne]

And now LAX 2.0*sigh*

 

[Mighty NorCal]

Oh yea, and this. Cool music, hotnesses. This, and stings facepaint, only things good about TNA

 

[justinsayne]

Hernadez should never be allowed to speak again

 

[The Bearded One]

What the fuck are they saying?

 

[Little Jerry Lawler]

I like the shorter girls as well, but Deena does nothing for me. She reminds me of a hairless Furby for some reason.

I look at Deena like I look at Kate Gosselin. I would have sex with them for hours but if they talk once, they're done.

Who the hell let Hernandez near a mic? Why must you torture me?

I miss Konnan

 

[Serious Mozzarella]

Yeah, Jersey Shore is on. Later guys.

 

[X]

So just so I have this straight, you broke up LAX, got rid of Homicide, and sent Hernandez to AAA for a year to return as the triumphant babyface...only to bring Hernandez back to be heel muscle for another Latin American stable. Ground-breaking booking guys, really.

 

[Vincent Michaels]

Oh yea, and this. Cool music, hotnesses. This, and stings facepaint, only things good about TNA

I think you forgot Kurt Angle.

 

[The Bearded One]

Oh yea, and this. Cool music, hotnesses. This, and stings facepaint, only things good about TNA

And Mickie James in Daisy Dukes.

 

[klunderbunker]

What the fuck are they saying?

Rosita: there's nothing you can do.

Sarita: We're going to conquer your country.

 

[The Bearded One]

I love Mexicans. When I worked as a lot attendant at Home Depot, they were always the best tippers.

 

[klunderbunker]

D-Von. Great.

 

[Vincent Michaels]

D-Von? Uh......why???

 

[klunderbunker]

I'd be pissed if I was sitting behind that flag.

 

[The Bearded One]

Rosita: there's nothing you can do.

Sarita: We're going to conquer your country.

Maybe I should have actually paid attention in high school Spanish. All I know how to say is "Puede pasar el bano por favor" and "El gato es en mi pantelones." Oh, and cajones.

 

[Little Jerry Lawler]

We forgot about Velvet Sky.

 

[klunderbunker]

Can this Velvet vs. Sarita feud just die already?

 

[The Bearded One]

This is...odd.

 

[klunderbunker]

IUsn't there a MATCH going on right now?

 

[Nate DaMac]

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