Springer + Wrestling = Redneck Raw on 2/15/10

[The Doctor]

...Oh jeez. That line made me want to see that movie.

 

[Remix]

I love dogs, KB. I like seeing the Scottish Terriers and the Beagles and Basset Hounds. <3

You know when else Beagles are looked at in great detail to make sure everything's good? When they're being experimented on.

 

[FromTheSouth]

I love them too. Those things in the show aren't dogs. They're animals that are called dogs. A dog doesn't get treated better than humans and get bred for perfection or whatever. A dog chases things and jumps on you and barks too much.

and licks fucking peanut butter off your balls!

Right?

Guys?


On that note, I see a lot of guest viewers tonight. You guys should go ahead and join up. This forum has something for everyone and a friendly staff that is more than happy to point you in the right direction and help you improve.

 

[Mighty NorCal]

DOES A TEN POUND BAG OF FLOUR MAKE A REALLY BIG BISCUIT ?!?!?!

 

[The Doctor]

I want some broccoli cheese soup.

 

[Mighty NorCal]

norcal you don't have internetz at the civic arena?

1. No. Clearly im posting in the LD through pshycic telepathy


2. Its called THE ACTIVITY COMPLEX

 

[klunderbunker]

I want some broccoli cheese soup.

Damn that does sound good.

 

[Little Jerry Lawler]

December to Dismember.

Oh. I just thought they meant WWE and WHC...lol

I'm sure the WWE would like to forget that PPV ever happened.

 

[Serious Mozzarella]

I'm glad the show started off getting right down to business, cutting the bullshit. Show opens, immediate match.

 

[The Doctor]

NorCal never fails to find the funniest line in any commercial, repeat it in all caps, and make me crack up.

Kick him out! Break it up!

 

[It's...Baylariat!]

We have a Legacy sighting

 

[FromTheSouth]

Where did you hear that? Did the announcers seriously say that? I wasn't paying attention.

No, they always talk about the odds being against the champion in multiple opponent matches, but the odds are no worse for him than anyone else. Odds are only against you if someone else has a benefit. If everyone has an equal chance of winning, the odds are against no one.

 

[X]

So what the fuck is the deal with Legacy? They "break up" at the Rumble only to reunite the next night?

 

[Little Jerry Lawler]

Sheamus looks less pale.

 

[The Doctor]

Hot crowd.

 

[FromTheSouth]

Sounds like most of my relationships, with less baby oil.

 

[Stormtrooper]

There were also far fewer people and far less Jerry Springer.

but we haven't seen ANY Jerry Springer, and people are hating it already. Maybe he will be entertaining, we don't know. And even if he sucks, it's not like he will be on the screen for the entire 2 hours 7 minutes (or so). The TNA PPV was very good, but maybe this RAW will be too, we don't know yet, so why are people bitching already. All we saw so far is the first part of this match, which is OK so far.

 

[Steamboat Ricky]

1. No. Clearly im posting in the LD through pshycic telepathy


2. Its called THE ACTIVITY COMPLEX

could be work. you never chatz w/ me no mo.

 

[klunderbunker]

So what the fuck is the deal with Legacy? They "break up" at the Rumble only to reunite the next night?

They passed each other notes in biology and are BFFs again.

 

[Mighty NorCal]

SO IN CASE YOU DIDNT NOTICE LEGACY COSTS ORTON MATCHES AND IT MAKES HIM ANGRY


holy shit, hey lets do the same thing every fucking week, please, our fans are infantile

 

[Serious Mozzarella]

I don't know why, but I love that back breaker that Orton does.

 

[Remix]

So what the fuck is the deal with Legacy? They "break up" at the Rumble only to reunite the next night?

Meh, It's the rumble. the one night of the year when tag team partners can beat eachother without any strain on their relationship.

 

[klunderbunker]

but we haven't seen ANY Jerry Springer, and people are hating it already. Maybe he will be entertaining, we don't know. And even if he sucks, it's not like he will be on the screen for the entire 2 hours 7 minutes (or so). The TNA PPV was very good, but maybe this RAW will be too, we don't know yet, so why are people bitching already. All we saw so far is the first part of this match, which is OK so far.

Any Springer is bad. Period.

 

[FromTheSouth]

That is my favorite backbreaker.

 

[Little Jerry Lawler]

Slick move Cody.