ECW LD 1/12/10

[The Doctor]

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This is the ECW LD, with commentators GuyCompton, th3truthiness, and X, with special guest NorCal and special observer Doc.

Should be a good show tonight. Of course. What are the plans?

 

[Theo Mays]

Tonight we learn who fights Christian at the Rumble as the Homecoming Battle Royale is our MAIN EVENT!

 

[The Doctor]

Oh what the hell. I call power abuse.

How the FUCK is advertising ECW "trying too hard"?

 

[Razor]

I call race card. Everyone knows the mods only hate Doc because he's black. Or mexican. You damn racist mods!

 

[The Doctor]

They only hate me because I'm half-English and half-American. They want me to pick a side and be done with it.

 

[X]

I'll probably be here. Looking forward to see where ECW plans on heading with their main event scene, specifically what's going to happen to Christian, Shelton, and Yoshi.

 

[Mr. TM]

I call race card. Everyone knows the mods only hate Doc because he's black. Or mexican. You damn racist mods!

Then how am I mod?

 

[Dave]

I call race card. Everyone knows the mods only hate Doc because he's black. Or mexican. You damn racist mods!

They are God-damned Nazis, Razor.

Nazis I tells ya.

 

[Razor]

Then how am I mod?

Because IC likes you. Not only are the mods guilty of racism, but nepotism as well! Gah, Nazi mods! Dave was right!

 

[Turd Ferguson]

I think I'm going to have a heart attack tonight, because Vance Archer is going to be too INTENSE for me to handle.

 

[Ambiguous Turd]

I think I'm going to have a heart attack tonight, because Vance Archer is going to be too INTENSE for me to handle.

Can someone please start a thread about this in the ECW section ... mocking WWE for how they keep emphasizing that "Archer is intense" each and every week?

I want someone from WWE Creative to see that thread so they can see the Internet is making fun of them for it.

 

[X]

The internet makes fun of anyone for anything Sid. Literally name something, I can find you someone mocking it. 9/11, AIDs, stillborn children, holocaust experiments, you name it, the internet has exploited it for comedic purposes.

 

[The Doctor]

By that logic, an AIDS-ridden Jewish Vance Archer crashing a plane would be the funniest thing ever.

 

[Scotty]

By that logic, an AIDS-ridden Jewish Vance Archer crashing a plane would be the funniest thing ever.

Is he alone or carrying other AIDS-ridden Jewish people on the fore said plane?

 

[DrFeelgood624]

Will the Masterpiece of Agony get an INTENSE ecw title shot?

 

[Theo Mays]

Vance Archer is so intense that he makes me blow a load when he looks into the camera. I can't explain it. The guy is just so....INTENSE!!!!

God this never gets old haha.

 

[Super Hans]

over here in the uk we dont get ecw till thursday i think it is,so i will be playing poker and following you guys for my updates,oh and im goin out on a limb and sayin that eze wins the homecoming

 

[Theo Mays]

id love for big zeke to win. somehow i see kozlov screwing him.

 

[Theo Mays]

NORCAL!!!!!! I see you viewing bro, you gonna join in on this shindig??

 

[Mighty NorCal]

lulz its the XFear block, fucking Star Trek then ECW

Ah, one of the original OG ECW LD posters returns

 

[Mighty NorCal]

NORCAL!!!!!! I see you viewing bro, you gonna join in on this shindig??

Shit, WILL I?

 

[Turd Ferguson]

I HEARD YOU'VE BEEN LOOKING FOR AMOEBA

 

[Mighty NorCal]

this song is the fucking jam man, helps me a lot during my run every day

 

[Mighty NorCal]

Dammit, I still need to do a NorCal NightCap for RAW. Lazy, lazy

 

[Mr. Truth]

Tonight's word is battle royal. What happened to the days when these "over the top rope challenges" used to be called battle royals? Maybe it reminds WWE of the Japanese movie where school kids are put on an island and forced to kill each other? Maybe just the fact that the term battle royal is slightly violent? Whatever the reason, we can't have anything of the like in the PG era, and that's tonight's word.