WWE RAW 12/5/2011 - It's December and the Iceman Cometh

[Vega]

See, that made him look scarier than if he'd used the sledgehammer.

 

[Peoples_Champ]

CM Punk talking to Evan Bourne? Was there some point to this?

 

[Big Papa Santo]

This has actually dare i say it, been a semi-good Raw beside's the two disappointing opening matches.

 

[The Dragon Saga]

Straight-Edge CM Punk speaking to just back from a wellness policy violation Evan Bourne, makes sense.

 

[Slowdude]

Punk: You are drug user
Bourne: Yeah
Punk: You are dead to me

 

[Gregor_Samsa]

It's impressive that Nash has a white ink tattoo.

 

[GI Cake]

Samantha is a gold digging ****e!

 

[Con T.]

That ZR/Mark Henry stuff was win-win.

ZR just got his rightful US title match (like him or not, they have been pushing him towards it for months and they needed to pull the trigger), he got a massive win over the Worlds Heavyweight Champion (clean or not). And for Mark Henry he got someone to have a bit of a cross-brand feud with in Cena, which means he has someone else besides Big Show to feud with.

Sorry, I see it as lose-lose-and lose

Cena gave up a shot to become WWE Champion. so another guy can get a chance to be US Champion. Gave it up to the guy who he beat to earn the shot to begin with
Henry was leveled in one move...by a guy dumb enough to give up a WWE Title shot.
Ryder beat nobody and still got a title shot.

Bottom line, this segment sucked

 

[Dutchboy241]

Every time I see wrestlers talking with no audible dialogue I picture the Scrubs scene where JD sees every conversation as "do you like pie?"

 

[Harthan]

"So, you know, straight edge is a pretty good lifestyle."
"Sure, but have you considered weed?"
"Well, when you put it like that, maybe this is a silly philosophy."

And then they got high.

 

[GI Cake]

Were Punk and Bourne talking about Aaron Rodgers discount double check. ?

 

[CDR]

"So, you know, straight edge is a pretty good lifestyle."
"Sure, but have you considered weed?"
"Well, when you put it like that, maybe this is a silly philosophy."

And then they got high.

 

[The Dragon Saga]

No Jerry, I didn't look forward to Zack Ryder, I look forward to Dolph Ziggler.

 

[klunderbunker]

This is going to have to be quick as they ahve the signing later on.

 

[Peoples_Champ]

This last match is intriguing. How will Zack Ryder and Jack Swagger be involved in Dolph losing this match?

Btw, let me make that clear, Dolph will lose this match.

 

[Con T.]

You know... Something about Vickie tonight would make me hit it.

Also, remember Dolph, Sheamus jobbed out to a leprechaun last Tuesday. There's hope for you yet, my boy.

 

[Gregor_Samsa]

I'm curious as to what the final segment will be.

 

[Dutchboy241]

I'd be shocked if they have Ziggler pulling double duty three PPV's in a row, but he would be the perfect man for it.

 

[The Dragon Saga]

Dolph Ziggler has the best dropkick in professional wrestling today, even better than Aries.

 

[Gregor_Samsa]

Sheamus was counting his punches

 

[MrHashasheen]

Sheamus is being pretty vicious in his mannerisms.

 

[GI Cake]

Weakest. Fame Asser. Ever.

 

[Peoples_Champ]

Poor Mike McGillicuty. Dolph stole your dad's gimmick and now you're in FCW.

 

[Gregor_Samsa]

Sue, sue, sue, sue, sue, sue

 

[The Dragon Saga]

I'd be shocked if they have Ziggler pulling double duty three PPV's in a row, but he would be the perfect man for it.

He can pull double duty at every PPV, at least that means we're guaranteed two good matches.