TNA iMPACT! LD for 05/27

[klunderbunker]

No, WCW IMPLODED because of shitty booking, but I would have loved to have seen an LD from that time for Nitro, would have been entertaining stuff.

Once I finish the PPV reviews, I'm going to actually try reviewing all episodes of Nitro.

 

[X]

Oh dear christ, not this midget. This guy was on the first ever TNA weekly PPV. And he's back. Dear fucking god.

 

[Gelgarin]

No puppet, please don't.

 

[ABMorales787]

Oh TNA. You are gonna regret plugging the midgets when they beat you in the ratings.

 

[JJYanks121]

The complaining makes it watchable. I've long since given up on them being a serious wrestling company. The complaining makes it bearable.

Yea, you kind of have to watch TNA like you'd watch your ******ed nephew playing baseball. You know they'll never succeed, but you show up to show you care even if you really are hoping to see him doing something ridiculous that you can laugh about. It may not be politically correct, but it's true.

 

[ZeroVX]

Well, they just ruined the one thing they had over WWE.

 

[X]

Roxxi is pretty damn cute now.

 

[klunderbunker]

Whoa whoa whoa.

So the company that is the "alternative" to WWE is now advertising an entire company of midget wrestling? Oh that's rich. Sid's soul just died a little.

 

[It's...Baylariat!]

I hate saying this... but it seems like TNA's lost quite a bit of it's luster the past few months.

 

[ABMorales787]

Remember when Roxxi was The Voodoo Queen? Good times.

 

[Mighty NorCal]

Roxxi is kinna cute.


yea, Tenay, im sure you will be watching the midgie show

oh GOODNESSSSSSSSSSSSSS LAWD Roxxi is a horrendous actress


OH SHIT BITCH MOTHERFUCKER MY WIVES!!!

 

[X]

The Beautiful People....mmmm....this almost makes the return of Puppet the Psycho Dwarf bearable.

 

[It's Damn Real!]

Puppet the Psycho Dwarf has more personality in his miniature pinky body than Roxxi has in her bra.

 

[klunderbunker]

Roxxi is pretty damn cute now.

She really is.

 

[It's...Baylariat!]

Lacey, Lacey, Lacey. This makes TNA better.

 

[ZeroVX]

"They can have all my gold"?

REALLY?! That.....WHAT?!

 

[klunderbunker]

And remember, Taz used to be a killer.

 

[ABMorales787]

One of these days they are gonna bump heads and trample on the ropes.

 

[klunderbunker]

They lost the belts what, 2 months ago?

 

[X]

Velvet's ass has never looked better if I may say so myself.

There's Tenay and Taz, doing everything they can to kill every boner across America with their pervy commentary during the Beautiful People's entrance. Seriously guys, shut the fuck up when they enter the ring. NO ONE wants to hear you two perv out. It's fucking creepy.

 

[Gelgarin]

This is the worst commentary exchange I have ever heard ever.

 

[It's...Baylariat!]

If I were the ring worker, I'd call dibs on the middle rope facing the camera side.

 

[Mighty NorCal]

I think Madison Rayne does a lot of coke. Look at her cheekbones. she is gonna look like SHIT when she gets older

 

[ABMorales787]

Damn. Puppet looks like Fred Durst.

 

[klunderbunker]

Whoa whoa whoa. THIS is their rematch for the belts they lost JANUARY FOURTH?