TNA iMPACT! LD for 06/03

[It's Damn Real!]

Terry cut his faux hawk off – haircut looks even worse now.

 

[Little Jerry Lawler]

I wish James Mitchell was here.

 

[Tiger Chaos Theory]

Who needs Chelsea?

I could use her for 30 days. My house is really dirty.

 

[It's Damn Real!]

Kill him, Wolfe! Get that fat sack of worthless shit off my television for the foreseeable future, please!?

 

[ABMorales787]

This whole arm thing is almost as dumb as that ring thing. Which thanks to God Almighty seems to have died.

 

[JJYanks121]

That was a very weak slap.

 

[It's Damn Real!]

I dunno if he likes you or if he likes me! LOL.

 

[ZeroVX]

"I don't know if he likes you or if he likes me!"

Hilarity.

 

[Tiger Chaos Theory]

This whole arm thing is almost as dumb as that ring thing. Which thanks to God Almighty seems to have died.

The one good thing that has happened. Now they are fighting over a woman.

 

[Gelgarin]

That was mildly entertaining.

 

[ABMorales787]

Funny shit being said in the match.

 

[It's Damn Real!]

Terry is actually starting to pan out into a good character if I don't say so myself. Damn shame Mankindof has to be on television here still.

 

[klunderbunker]

So is the main event going to get like 5 minutes?

 

[Tiger Chaos Theory]

Is the match over yet?

 

[Gelgarin]

Yeah; Terry hasn't actually sucked. The presumption is that he's terrible in the ring, but I haven't really seen enough recently to convince me one way or the other.

 

[ABMorales787]

So Syxx-Pac has Hepatitis C? Damn.

 

[Tiger Chaos Theory]

So is the main event going to get like 5 minutes?

A bad-to-mediocre four way match as opposed to giving away a good four way match for free on TV? I guess so.

 

[JJYanks121]

So is the main event going to get like 5 minutes?

It'll get 10 with the overrun, but we'll get a "we'll be with you for the duration of this match" from Tenay only to have a commercial break like 3 minutes later.

 

[It's Damn Real!]

So is the main event going to get like 5 minutes?

Nope. iMPACT! goes to 11:02 tonight. Unless they intend on having all the contestants run through their entrances it should get seven or eight.

 

[ZeroVX]

Having Shockwave as a playable character is actually a smart move on GameStop's part.

 

[It's Damn Real!]

Yeah; Terry hasn't actually sucked. The presumption is that he's terrible in the ring, but I haven't really seen enough recently to convince me one way or the other.

Well the beauty of how they're booking him is that they're building him in feuds with guys who can punish him a bit to get him to the point he can hulk up to win. His ring work is minimal which is great for his character.

 

[klunderbunker]

That was decent enough and yeah Terry is bad in the ring. One thing though: look at him and then look at the offense he uses. For what he's supposed to be, a genetic freak that's almost unhurtable, he's perfect.

 

[Tiger Chaos Theory]

That was decent enough and yeah Terry is bad in the ring. One thing though: look at him and then look at the offense he uses. For what he's supposed to be, a genetic freak that's almost unhurtable, he's perfect.

He could use a little more muscle.

 

[ABMorales787]

Having Shockwave as a playable character is actually a smart move on GameStop's part.

Unless they add Mr. Anderson saying "You Asshole" every time you get hit, I won't give a fuck.

 

[klunderbunker]

He could use a little more muscle.

I'd be glad to give him a workout.