TNA iMPACT! LD for 05/27

[It's Damn Real!]

Win for Wolfe! WOW!

 

[Nate DaMac]

You think Matt ever tried to teach Jeff how to do the Twist of Fate properly??

 

[Mighty NorCal]

Would it have been so difficult for him to just pull out some fuckin knucks?

 

[ABMorales787]

Holy shit! Wolfe just pulled his testicles out of his pants and nailed Jeff! And WON!!

 

[It's Damn Real!]

Just let the fucking wrestling sell itself! Holy shit. What a great match. So simple. You can't do this every week?

 

[JJYanks121]

Whoah, Wolfe got a win........by any chance did hell freeze over while I was gone? Perhaps monkeys flew out a few people's butts or pigs flew?

 

[Mighty NorCal]

I miss the Bayonetta commercials


I'm doin it fooooooorr yooooooouuuuuuuuhhhh

 

[ZeroVX]

There is not a bigger bullshit line on the face of the Earth than this one.

1) Are wrestlers incapable of wrestling more than one match together now?

2) On what planet does Jeff Hardy vs. Desmond Wolfe main event a TNA PPV?

3) Just shut up Zero. Just shut up.

1) It'd be nice if we could have at least ONE first-time-ever match saved for a PPV.

2) Did I say main event? No, I said PPV, meaning it could be on some part of the card that's NOT the main event.

3) You're mean, X.

 

[klunderbunker]

Just let the fucking wrestling sell itself! Holy shit. What a great match. So simple. You can't do this every week?

Nope.

 

[ABMorales787]

That Rums of Puerto Rico commercial is so fucking inaccurate that it disgusts me.

 

[It's Damn Real!]

Welcome back Morgan.

 

[Gelgarin]

Matt Morgan. I like them.

 

[Nate DaMac]

He's still doing the "we" thing?

 

[Mighty NorCal]

Awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww SHIT bitch, fatty mcfat fat times

 

[klunderbunker]

Morgan gets the title shot at Slammiversary?

I WIN!

 

[It's Damn Real!]

Angle still commentating, eh? I like it.

 

[It's Damn Real!]

I love the "we" thing.

 

[It's Damn Real!]

Morgan is money with this shit.

 

[Nate DaMac]

This is mildly entertaining.

 

[klunderbunker]

Angle is like the Undertaker/Shawn of TNA. I like that.

 

[Gelgarin]

Morgan is fucking epic tonight.

 

[JJYanks121]

I love the "we" thing.

You do? I think it sounds ******ed now that "we" don't have the tag titles and should probably be focused on singles competition. If WWE did this "we" thing, it would be up there with the stutter as "stupid ideas'. Trust me, it's pretty lame at this point.

 

[ABMorales787]

Morgan gets the title shot at Slammiversary?

I WIN!

The Guns are filming that DVD they plugged earlier. they can't lose right now. Can we take a message?

 

[ZeroVX]

OK, this was awesome.

And here comes Joe to make it even more so.

 

[Mighty NorCal]

OHHHHHHHHHHH FUCK BIITTTCCCHHH