TNA iMPACT! LD for 05/27

[Mighty NorCal]

Could Chelsea be hotter than the Beautiful People?

Goodness no. And, as a black man, it shocks me to see you even make such comments.

the girl has fuck all curves man. COME ON

 

[It's Damn Real!]

Nasty, man. Ripping stitches out. Ew.

 

[Gelgarin]

So, if this werent TNA, I would say clearly we are about to see an angle were Chelsea starts to act were she has had a change of heart over time, and now loves Abyss...only to sucker him in, and they turn on him.


Thing is though....this is TNA, so like fuck if I could figure out what the fuck is going to happen

I'm hoping we get another rape, pregnancy and miscarriage angle. I missed the original one.

 

[ABMorales787]

How the hell does a cut wound... What the fuck?! He gets thrown through fire, slammed through tacks and... What about when Ricky Banderas cut him with the glass and drank it? It didn't hurt then.

 

[klunderbunker]

If Jordan survives the cuts, expect a big thread comparing the cut wrestlers to Jordan. Seriously, why is he on the roster?

 

[JJYanks121]

So OJ could have had a great thing by being a Bi wrestler who acts normally but maybe gets hated on for who he is, but is now presented as Tom Collins from Rent's more flayboyant brother and this is supposed to draw in viewers?

Controversial is fine, but controversy should make people care, not just laugh and how ridiculous he gets from week to week and want to care less and less.

 

[ABMorales787]

So the definition of an American now includes the following:

Wear a mask.
Ketchup and mustard stains.
An anarchy logo.
Kidnapping a woman.
Implied rape.
A glass fetish.
Shooting your father in the back of the head.

Sounds like every American Made man I know of.

You forgot dressing like a hobo and looking like a pedophile.

 

[It's Damn Real!]

Thank you Des-mond. :clap: :clap: :clap::clap::clap:

Thank you Des-mond. :clap: :clap: :clap::clap::clap:

 

[ZeroVX]

Did Abyss just call Chelsea "baby"?

OK, there is no way they can even try to make Abyss the face in this.

 

[ABMorales787]

Wow. Terry can sell an injury better than AJ. Impressive.

 

[Mighty NorCal]

OH SHIT BITCH HERE COMES THE TERMINATOR

 

[klunderbunker]

So OJ could have had a great thing by being a Bi wrestler who acts normally but maybe gets hated on for who he is, but is now presented as Tom Collins from Rent's more flayboyant brother and this is supposed to draw in viewers?

Controversial is fine, but controversy should make people care, not just laugh and how ridiculous he gets from week to week and want to care less and less.

The problem is he's being Goldust but not an interesting one. Being bi means nothing here as to the best of my knowledge Dustin Rhodes is straight and he made the character work better than Jordan ever could.

 

[ABMorales787]

It be funny as hell if Abyss accidentally bangs Chelsea against a wall.

 

[klunderbunker]

I like Rob Terry.

Indeed I do.

 

[klunderbunker]

A guy dressing in red and yellow carrying off a woman and overacting.

Main Event/Hogan/Liz anyone?

 

[It's Damn Real!]

I like Rob Terry.

Indeed I do.

I'm digging how they're using him right now. It's more believable for his character not to be that Goldberg-type who's indestructible.

 

[JJYanks121]

The problem is he's being Goldust but not an interesting one. Being bi means nothing here as to the best of my knowledge Dustin Rhodes is straight and he made the character work better than Jordan ever could.

Well yea, because the Goldust character used his sexuality to lure in his opponents and the mind games got to them so he could beat them. Jordan is just trying to be weird for the sake of being weird and the other wrestlers act like they don't notice. Abyss wrestled him like anyone else. It wasn't as if Jordan tried to act sexual towards Abyss to freak him out. His antics are merely outside the ring to be "controversial" but have absolutely no direction. Either use it to your advantage or drop the act because right now, it's an utter waste.

 

[ZeroVX]

A guy dressing in red and yellow carrying off a woman and overacting.

Main Event/Hogan/Liz anyone?

KB, I respect you, but do not EVER compare this to Hogan/Savage ever again.

Using the two terms in a sentence alone is an insult to Hogan/Savage, even if the sentence is "Abyss/Wolfe is fucking terrible and could never in a million years compare to Hogan/Savage".

Now Savage is gonna hunt me down and elbow drop me into the Earth's core for insulting the biggest angle of his career.

 

[klunderbunker]

Well yea, because the Goldust character used his sexuality to lure in his opponents and the mind games got to them so he could beat them. Jordan is just trying to be weird for the sake of being weird and the other wrestlers act like they don't notice. Abyss wrestled him like anyone else. It wasn't as if Jordan tried to act sexual towards Abyss to freak him out. His antics are merely outside the ring to be "controversial" but have absolutely no direction. Either use it to your advantage or drop the act because right now, it's an utter waste.

Drop Jordan. He brings NOTHING.

 

[ABMorales787]

I'm digging how they're using him right now. It's more believable for his character not to be that Goldberg-type who's indestructible.

The Freakbuster is a cool name, but its just a very poor looking Chokeslam.

 

[klunderbunker]

I love how Sting answered the why sting why thing and they just don't acknowledge it.

 

[ABMorales787]

Sting would be a blast to have in a retirement house.

 

[Gelgarin]

I don't care why Sting turned any more. 's been too long.

 

[Buffalo Dave]

Fresh off his bong rip.

 

[klunderbunker]

I don't care why Sting turned any more. 's been too long.

Amen.