TNA iMPACT! LD for 05/27

[Gelgarin]

Yeah; non beading Flair is creeping me out.

 

[It's Damn Real!]

The Black Ace, eh?

 

[JJYanks121]

I was bored and figured I'd join you guys. Interesting little segment we just saw....so I've been out of the country, Lethal dropped the Macho Man schtick?

 

[klunderbunker]

Great. Now Jordan is jumping people.

 

[ABMorales787]

Nothing like a game of Blues Clues during an iMPACT! broadcast. See the paw print/wildcard in Shannons back? Go draw it, I think it s a clue.

 

[klunderbunker]

So are we just ignoring the whole playing card thing Jordan did to Terry last week? I guess that's too long to ask Tenay to remember something.

 

[Rhonda Rousey's Sports Bra]

Well.....

 

[It's Damn Real!]

So are we just ignoring the whole playing card thing Jordan did to Terry last week? I guess that's too long to ask Tenay to remember something.

I forgot, actually.

 

[Gelgarin]

Me too. Although I didn't watch.

 

[ABMorales787]

Abyss is a freakin' masked pedophile.

 

[klunderbunker]

The Guns get half of a DVD? They can't even make them their own DVD? ROH has to be better than this. It has to be.

 

[Mighty NorCal]

Yaaaaaaaaaaaaayyyy now time for the worst angle in the history of pro wrestliiiiing

 

[It's Damn Real!]

I swear, fellas – I said it a month ago, and I'll say it again. TNA's video package work actually looks better than the "live" footage.

 

[Mighty NorCal]

Oh DAYUM OJ tiiiiimmmeeee

 

[Mighty NorCal]

THAT........was REALLY fucking weird

 

[ABMorales787]

Are those Abyss stickers on his tits? Subliminal advertisement at its best.

 

[ZeroVX]

I'll give credit where it's due: OJ's playing this to the hilt.

FUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKHATEABYSSTHEMEANDPYRO

 

[klunderbunker]

In excess of 350. That's amusing.

 

[ABMorales787]

OJ should come out to "Jenny From The Block".

 

[It's Damn Real!]

I actually want Jordan and Abyssmal to kill each other so I don't have to see either anymore.

 

[Little Jerry Lawler]

Could Chelsea be hotter than the Beautiful People?

 

[ABMorales787]

Oh my God, Tenay. Blues Clues wants to hire you.

 

[Mighty NorCal]

So, if this werent TNA, I would say clearly we are about to see an angle were Chelsea starts to act were she has had a change of heart over time, and now loves Abyss...only to sucker him in, and they turn on him.


Thing is though....this is TNA, so like fuck if I could figure out what the fuck is going to happen

 

[It's Damn Real!]

OJ should come out to "Jenny From The Block".

I actually dig his theme, I just don't particularly care about how they're using him.

 

[klunderbunker]

So the definition of an American now includes the following:

Wear a mask.
Ketchup and mustard stains.
An anarchy logo.
Kidnapping a woman.
Implied rape.
A glass fetish.
Shooting your father in the back of the head.

Sounds like every American Made man I know of.