TNA iMPACT! LD for 03.17.11

[Vincent Michaels]

That's Matt Barela. He was OVW Champion for like ever last year.

Is he any good?

 

[Serious Mozzarella]

Alright, I'm back now. I went to go watch Jersey Shore, because lord-fucking-knows it's more entertaining than TNA right now.

 

[shattered dreams]

Source JJ?

 

[klunderbunker]

Is he any good?

Not bad. He was in a good tag team before that and had a pretty damn good three way feud with Mike Mondo (Mikey from the Spirit Squad) and Cliff Compton (Domino) for the last feud months that just ended. He uses a neckbreaker for a finisher and was believable as champion if that helps.

 

[hatehabsforever]

So, three matches so far. A knockouts match, about 2 minutes long, a mixed team match, about 3 minutes long, and a match for the TV title where many of us did not know who was who.

God, I cannot imagine why TNA hasn't been racing up the ratings scale since the Hogan/Bischoff regime began.

Can you say 1.2? Again?

 

[Nate DaMac]

Source JJ?

If this isn't irony, I don't know what is.

 

[The Bearded One]

Alright, I'm back now. I went to go watch Jersey Shore, because lord-fucking-knows it's more entertaining than TNA right now.

I made a terrible decision by not joining you. How was it tonight?

 

[klunderbunker]

Total match time up to this point: 3:30.

 

[itssoeasy123]

Castmember's!

Seriously, how can somebody like RVD's song.

 

[hatehabsforever]

Total match time up to this point: 3:30.

Most of which was knockouts.

 

[itssoeasy123]

Just start Anderson's song with glass-shattering.

What's the difference?

 

[Serious Mozzarella]

I made a terrible decision by not joining you. How was it tonight?

Vinny was a real douche bag to Snooki tonight. Ronnie and Sammi were broken up and back together again. Paulie and Sitch dealt with an atom bomb of a grenade.

 

[Vincent Michaels]

Not bad. He was in a good tag team before that and had a pretty damn good three way feud with Mike Mondo (Mikey from the Spirit Squad) and Cliff Compton (Domino) for the last feud months that just ended. He uses a neckbreaker for a finisher and was believable as champion if that helps.

Ah now I remember him. I saw some of his stuff online last year. I think he has some potential if given the chance.

 

[JJYanks121]

If this isn't irony, I don't know what is.

I'm looking for a good source as I'm a man who likes to back up what I say. However, I'm having trouble thus far finding more of a source than wiki answers. I'm sure there's something out there so if someone else comes across it before I do, help a brother out!

 

[The Bearded One]

Vinny was a real douche bag to Snooki tonight. Ronnie and Sammi were broken up and back together again. Paulie and Sitch dealt with an atom bomb of a grenade.

So, the usual?

 

[JJYanks121]

Just start Anderson's song with glass-shattering.

What's the difference?

That people gave a shit about Austin and he didn't whine like a bitch?

 

[itssoeasy123]

This match is an utter mess.

Is this elimination, or first fall to a finish?

 

[Vincent Michaels]

Bubba Ray Dudley is currently dominating 3 former World Champions. I don't care how much of a good heel he is, that just doesn't seem right.

 

[justinsayne]

Since when can't you use steel chairs in fatal 4 ways?!

 

[Little Jerry Lawler]

Dusty finish.

 

[itssoeasy123]

RVD's arm was'nt on Anderson!!!!!!!!!!!11

 

[Vincent Michaels]

Bullshit if they call that a double pin. RVD's arm wasn't even on Anderson.

 

[klunderbunker]

Give us a clean finish. It can't be that hard. It can't be.

 

[justinsayne]

Fuck sake just book the triple threat and get it over with

Also Bully and AJ, should I be ashamed that I like where this is going?

 

[klunderbunker]

Total wrestling time so far: 9:25.