TNA iMPACT! LD for 03.10.11

[klunderbunker]

How in the world is this almost half over?

 

[shattered dreams]

Why would they debut someone during the buildup to Wrestlemania?

Why did they sign her months ago is my question?

 

[JJYanks121]

Is TNA TRYING to lose me as a viewer? Stop ragging on my Jets!

 

[Serious Mozzarella]

They're talking about how crazy he was getting in the face of an Olympic gold medalist, but not about how crazy he was for getting into the face of an angry guy with an axe.

 

[Nate DaMac]

Why did they sign her months ago is my question?

What kind of dumb ass question is that?

 

[klunderbunker]

Hardy vs. Anderson.....it's just not epic. TNA, it's just not epic.

 

[Serious Mozzarella]

Why did they sign her months ago is my question?

...Because she was available, willing, and to lock her in as a WWE wrestler? Is this a serious question?

 

[JJYanks121]

Why did they sign her months ago is my question?

So that she's off the market and is their property? When you want someone, you sign them. You don't have to debut them right away, especially when right away is on the road to Wrestlemania. Think Goldberg, though it was less known at the time that he signed.

 

[klunderbunker]

Yes having two guys from North Carolina in a match as heels in North Carolina couldn't possibly be a bad idea right?

 

[Serious Mozzarella]

Is this the Impact Zone, by chance?

Oh, North Carolina. Okay. The crowd is nowhere near as good as it was last week.

 

[Nate DaMac]

Yes having two guys from North Carolina in a match as heels in North Carolina couldn't possibly be a bad idea right?

Don't worry, they will just insult the crowd. That always works.

 

[It's Damn Real!]

OK, I lied — I'm back.

 

[Serious Mozzarella]

I love how Matt Hardy is bouncing his arms around as if he's some sort of credible enforcer.

 

[Nate DaMac]

Flair is actually cracking me up here.

 

[klunderbunker]

Flair has talked about balls and wants a man to kiss his ass.

You fill in the dots.

 

[Nate DaMac]

Christ. Matt has a mic.

 

[Serious Mozzarella]

The fact that Matt Hardy's even in TNA, let alone talking on a mic, just makes me mad. Tell him to fuck off already.

 

[It's Damn Real!]

I love how Matt Hardy is bouncing his arms around as if he's some sort of credible enforcer.

Bet he'd smack you into submission.

 

[shattered dreams]

Matt's new gimmick is milenko.

 

[Vincent Michaels]

There is some truth to some of what Matt's saying.

 

[JJYanks121]

Bet he'd smack you into submission.

Only if Mozz was ahead of him on the buffet line. That's when Matt gets COLD BLOODED!!!

 

[Serious Mozzarella]

Bet he'd smack you into submission.

I'm sure a trained professional wrestler could beat up a casual fan as well. Looks like we're in agreement.

 

[Nate DaMac]

Matt's new gimmick is milenko.

Redeemed.

 

[It's Damn Real!]

Matt's new gimmick is milenko.

Matt Hardy — Man of 1,002 holds.

 

[Serious Mozzarella]

Aren't street fights supposed to take place... on a street? Hell, I'll even settle for the backstage area.