Springer + Wrestling = Redneck Raw on 2/15/10

[BooCocky]

That guys awesome.. Yeah you were screwed Bret. Yes he is..

 

[Disarm]

So.. does anyone notice that very loud guy in the crowd?

 

[klunderbunker]

At least the announcers sound a bit interested tonight.

 

[Little Jerry Lawler]

Was that the one with greatest tag team finisher of all time, The RKOFU?

Indeed it was.

 

[FromTheSouth]

Yeah bitches, don't you dare "What?" Bret Hart because he'll pawn you, just like that.

How mush do you think he get for them at the pawn shop?

 

[The Doctor]

You mean he can't do it?

NOOOOO

OH, so it's Vince's fault.

 

[X]

So, when can we finally get rid of this stupid fucking myth that Bret wasn't good on the mic? Because he was great.

 

[Vintage Nick]

I hear one guy screaming "THANK YOU BRET"

and I think I heard another say "YOU'RE AN ASS"

 

[X]

You mean he can't do it?

NOOOOO

OH, so it's Vince's fault.

Lol oh Doc, you're such a mark. It's so cute.

 

[FromTheSouth]

Cena and Orton make a very good team actually.

Cena and Orton would make the best tag team of all the times.

Does he dye his hair every week?

It's just not greased up tonight.

 

[The Doctor]

No....

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!

 

[FromTheSouth]

If that guy yells one more time, I am going to fly to Iowa and personally kill his corn fed bitch ass.

 

[Serious Mozzarella]

That was... unexpected...

 

[The Doctor]

Lol oh Doc, you're such a mark. It's so cute.

It makes it fun to be a mark during the show and then be a smark afterwards.

I'm more than slightly pissed off...

 

[X]

No....

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!

Lol calm down Doc, that's not the last we're going to see of Bret Hart.

 

[Thriller Ant]

Check your PM box brother.

Wanna send that my way too, X?

 

[Dr. Stinger A. Zoidberg]

So is this the end? Or storyline purposes?

 

[Vintage Nick]

Everyone's congratulating Hart now.

 

[Little Jerry Lawler]

Had to get all the jobbers in there.

 

[Tyrath]

It makes it fun to be a mark during the show and then be a smark afterwards.

I'm more than slightly pissed off...

Why are you pissed off?

 

[FromTheSouth]

Evan Bourne spent five seconds on TV and he didn't even lose!

 

[klunderbunker]

Most....interesting.

 

[Serious Mozzarella]

Well what the hell? I'm not even...

Is anything going on on the main page?

 

[Mighty NorCal]

Oh damn, Jack Swags showin teh respectz

 

[Josefien]

What a way to get all those wrestlers on TV without actually giving them airtime.