Raw LD 9/19/2016: The Cruiserweights Are Here To Dab, Dazzle, and Dance

[Hard Hit Prince]

Bookers who need to cover a bunch of stories in one segment.

Ohh. Yeah. Fantastic work then. Really sold me on New Day vs. Club this amazing segment, at the same time that it was selling me Sami Zayn v. Jericho. Sometimes I am just a negative person. Of course I want to watch their matches now...

 

[Dmbfantomas]

"It's better to burn out, then to fade away....

My my, hey hey...

 

[BaconBits]

That was one like a house show main event on RAW.

 

[rbv13]

What if D Bry made the IC title 24/7 rule just to fuck w/Miz?

 

[@smarkmouth]

Gran Metalik. Not a fan.

 

[BaconBits]

Hogan is totally going to show up at Mania.

 

[@smarkmouth]

Hogan is totally going to show up at Mania.

Unlike Rock, it's a shame when he doesn't.

 

[L@RISANO]

Viva la Raza!

 

[@smarkmouth]

Fuck, I miss Eddie.

 

[rbv13]

I'm so worn out from this show I'm hardly excited for the Cruiserweights.

 

[BaconBits]

Hey, it's time for The Brian Kendrick and the Vanilla Midgets.

 

[rbv13]

Rich "The Alex Wright" Swan in the house.

 

[Dmbfantomas]

WE CAN'T HEAR YOU ASSHOLES THROUGH YOUR FUCKING MASKS!!!!


FUUUUCK!!!

 

[Navi]

WE CAN'T HEAR YOU ASSHOLES THROUGH YOUR FUCKING MASKS!!!!


FUUUUCK!!!

Didn't understand a word he said anyway.

 

[@smarkmouth]

Kendrick had the advantage of having a previous connection, but he had the BEST promo, there.

 

[rbv13]

I feel like Foley really took away from what could've been a cool moment. Just use freaking video packages.

 

[BaconBits]

Rich "The Alex Wright" Swan in the house.

Das Wunderkind was fucking awesome.

 

[rbv13]

Das Wunderkind was fucking awesome.

Only forty-one. One last run! One last run!

 

[Bernkastel]

Hey, it's time for The Brian Kendrick and the Vanilla Midgets.

WWE should just bring back The Brian Kendrick and Tajiri. Forget everyone else.

 

[@smarkmouth]

How god, HOW GOOD, would Raw be, if it were 2 hours?

 

[rbv13]

This crowd couldn't give a shit.

 

[Dmbfantomas]

This isn't that fun...or exciting...

So many people do 90's cruiserweight shit now, that none of it is that special anymore.

 

[BaconBits]

Only forty-one. One last run! One last run!

Especially if he could have Disco as his manager or whatever.

 

[BaconBits]

This shit is more indie than WWE's glorified indie.

 

[klunderbunker]

This crowd couldn't give a shit.

It's Memphis. This is like trying to make sense out of a Japanese game show to them.