Raw LD 9/12/2016: There Are Worse Things To Watch

[Sean Valjean]

Kevin Owens already has Seth Rollins at Clash of Champions, but tonight he has Roman Reigns. If WWE's most beloved superstar is victorious, KO's PPV title defense becomes a triple threat match. Nothing like an original concept for this exciting show.

The Gallows and Anderson comedy hour has been a highlight in recent weeks. What will those hilarious scamps get into this week in their war with the New Day? More specifically, which occupation will The Club take up?

Sheamus vs Cesaro. Match 5. Best of 7. Dominance. Ugh.

Sasha Banks toyed with our emotions by basically teasing retirement only to announce that she's coming for Charlotte, probably Clash of Champions, maybe. Despite Sasha being owed a rematch, Bayley is probably the No.1 contender too because she defeated Dana Brook which is the equivalent of signing a contract for a Women's Championship match. After presumably kicking Dana to the curb, can Charlotte hold her own against two top contenders?

Bo Dallas is back and carries a sign now. Bo-Lieve it.

 

[J-Dogg]

I'm only here for half hour, lucky I've DVR'd the show for while I'm gone.

 

[Sean Valjean]

Sounds like you'll only catch the Stephanie/Foley opening monologue. Lucky you.

 

[Deoxyribonucleic A.C.I.D.]

Maybe we'll get a United States Championship storyline for the upcoming PPV where every title is on the line. No?

Maybe we'll get Sami Zayn a storyline! No?

Maybe the feud between New Day and The Club will get interesting. No?

Maybe they are going to address the mess they made when Bayley beat the Women's Champion last week but Sasha also gets a shot at Charlotte. No?

Maybe we won't get 3 squash matches this week. No?

Wanna bet which one of these will get fixed tonight?

 

[@smarkmouth]

Probably the first one. Hopefully the rest.

 

[Hyorinmaru]

I think The Club is getting old with this comedy crap.

It wasn't funny before and it's not funny now

 

[J-Dogg]

I didn't mind the cheesy stuff from them but it's time they need to be serious and stay serious.

 

[@smarkmouth]

I think The Club is getting old with this comedy crap.

It wasn't funny before and it's not funny now

They most heelish thing Club has done is force me to FF a New Day segment.

 

[Sean Valjean]

They need to get the Dragon Ball Z voice-over guy to narrate these weekly recaps.

 

[Deoxyribonucleic A.C.I.D.]

The biggest problem is that RAW's creative knows that RAW has been shit, that's why they are handing out big matches like Roman vs Owens for free.

 

[@smarkmouth]

They need to get the Dragon Ball Z voice-over guy to narrate these weekly recaps.

That, and Ron Howard with the epilogue.

"On the next episode..."

 

[J-Dogg]

Sean you were right about me sitting through the monologue

 

[J-Dogg]

Please give the credit to the first Evers on SD

 

[BaconBits]

Mic looks more ridiculous by the week. Entertaining guy, but he got clothes like a fuckin' ********.

 

[J-Dogg]

Mic looks more ridiculous by the week. Entertaining guy, but he got clothes like a fuckin' ********.

He's eccentric

 

[Sean Valjean]

Charlotte's done a good job playing the role of Dana's abusive boyfriend.

 

[Deoxyribonucleic A.C.I.D.]

Less than two weeks away, but no US title match.

Also the Club needed AJ, more than AJ needed the Club. I just hope that the Club can get a proper build and actually get over as heels, because they are not atm.

And after they can get over, they can reunite with Styles, let's say for Wrestlemania as the ultimate conquerors.

 

[rbv13]

They need to get the Dragon Ball Z voice-over guy to narrate these weekly recaps.

Trash $itB and introduce a new concept. Collect the Seven Raw Balls and the Great VKM grants a wish.

 

[BaconBits]

Charlotte's done a good job playing the role of Dana's abusive boyfriend.

It's Lifetime network material fo sho.

 

[J-Dogg]

Charlotte is quite savage to Dana

 

[J-Dogg]

Charlotte is doing great as a bitchy heel

 

[BaconBits]

He's eccentric

It's not really eccentric if it's brought on by dozens of concussions.

 

[J-Dogg]

Dana is so Short

 

[BaconBits]

The ass quotient in Smackdown's women's division shits all over RAW's.

 

[Deoxyribonucleic A.C.I.D.]

If this ends up as a triple threat it will be rushed.