Raw LD 9/19/2016: The Cruiserweights Are Here To Dab, Dazzle, and Dance

[LBGetBack]

Still better than Hornswoggle.

Eh, she's better than a lot of men on the roster and that's no insult to them. She's a hell of an athlete and really charismatic. Great heel work lately from her.

 

[@smarkmouth]

This reeks of Kevin Dunn trying to screw with HHH's ideas.

This resonates.

 

[rbv13]

I really miss old blue. Now that was a cage.

 

[Navi]

This reeks of Kevin Dunn trying to screw with HHH's ideas.

I was thinking something like that myself. The match should have opened the show, and Perkins should have been introduced to the audience holding the title. Even if he wasn't competing the crowd next Sunday would have at least known what he looks like. Most of them probably didn't even watch the CWC.

 

[Fire Marshall Bill]

Do they always mention the both feet thing, or is that their foreshadowing?

 

[Navi]

Did they just introduce Owens as being from Manitoba.

 

[klunderbunker]

I was thinking something like that myself. The match should have opened the show, and Perkins should have been introduced to the audience holding the title. Even if he wasn't competing the crowd next Sunday would have at least known what he looks like. Most of them probably didn't even watch the CWC.

And there's the whole letting it go fifteen minutes so everyone runs out of things to do and the second half is really boring.

 

[@smarkmouth]

I really miss old blue. Now that was a cage.

Would make a great gimmick match on Old School Raw specials.

 

[Fire Marshall Bill]

They return: Owens escaped during commercial. Shows over.

 

[rbv13]

Do they always mention the both feet thing, or is that their foreshadowing?

They always mention it.

Has Zack Gowen every participated in a cage? How would he ever win?

 

[BaconBits]

They return: Owens escaped during commercial. Shows over.

That would be hysterical.

 

[Fire Marshall Bill]

That would be hysterical.

I'd legit lol for quite a few minutes. Throw in the line, "you didn't want to see Reigns again anyway."

 

[Hyorinmaru]

Why should anybody else care when the WWE clearly doesn't?

I'll give you this one I guess but I still night 1 poor booking or not there is 0 reason to shit all over the entire division and the men who worked their ass off.

It was booked shitty. You don't book your flashly, shiny spot fest 2 and a half hours into a show. Book it early when the crowd is lively.

Or use it to liven the crowd up later in the show. Not being a booker I have no clue which idea is better.

Not having TJ Perkins here is kinda silly and you know that. He's the face of the division, or at least he should. For a debut of a division it was a letdown, but we'll give it time of course.

You get a point as well. Not having him there after Triple H said he would be there is ******ed but like I said to BaconBits there is 0 reason to shit all over the entire division and the men who worked their ass off.

Thats not how it works. Now how any of this works.

Then please tell me oh wise and all knowing one tell me how this works

 

[Navi]

And there's the whole letting it go fifteen minutes so everyone runs out of things to do and the second half is really boring.

Yea cruiserweight matches should be short, fast and sweet. Get the moves in and get the pin. Keep the crowd interested.

 

[rbv13]

I'd legit lol for quite a few minutes. Throw in the line, "you didn't want to see Reigns again anyway."

Just come back from break. No match. Just a reading of The List of Jericho.

 

[Fire Marshall Bill]

I've always hated the spots on a cage or ladder like that. Sure you can fight for 20 minutes, but climbing is oh so tough lol

 

[Fire Marshall Bill]

Just come back from break. No match. Just a reading of The List of Jericho.

I wonder if Wil Wheaton is on it.

 

[Fire Marshall Bill]

He shouldn't be shocked.

 

[@smarkmouth]

And the Pop Up Powerboat is no longer protected.

 

[BaconBits]

I'll give you this one I guess but I still night 1 poor booking or not there is 0 reason to shit all over the entire division and the men who worked their ass off.

You know why a cruiserweight division sucks? Because it pigeonholes performers into a lackluster division. It's never lasted as a thing, in any promotion. If, for instance, the cruiserweight title was thing when Daniel Bryan was active, do you honestly think he would have been anywhere near either world title?

 

[Hard Hit Prince]

Yea cruiserweight matches should be short, fast and sweet. Get the moves in and get the pin. Keep the crowd interested.

Yeah. Imagine that... On the Cruiserweight Classic and you probably lose some of the best matches of the year in WWE so far.

 

[L@RISANO]

LOLROMANWINSLOL

 

[Fire Marshall Bill]

Pretty anticlimactic ending for me.

 

[BaconBits]

Makes ZERO sense to have Reigns win that.

 

[rbv13]

Eat Taco Bell. Wipe Ass w/WWE Universal Championship.