Raw LD 9/19/2016: The Cruiserweights Are Here To Dab, Dazzle, and Dance

[Fire Marshall Bill]

And Pepperidge Farms remembers that well all saw his wang leaked by his jilted fiancé, who he left for a Nazi.

If she was on the board you could call her a racist.

 

[BaconBits]

If she was on the board you could call her a racist.

I'm sure I would, then I'd get heckled for it by a pile of thirsty white knights.

 

[Fire Marshall Bill]

This segment must be tearing aquaman apart.

 

[@smarkmouth]

Yes! Just roll Jericho out after the Cruiserweights and end the show w/the list.

I know it would be a step back, but man, I could get behind Jericho as the heel driving force of the cruiserweight division.

 

[Deoxyribonucleic A.C.I.D.]

I still believe that WWE shouldn't have brought up a second world title. Nothing against KO and Balor, but their victories would mean much more if they were for the WWE Championship.

Plus each brand having its own champion is kinda stupid. The brand war would mean so much more, if the brands were fighting to see which brand will get the world champion at every PPV. Plus the world title would get more elevated, being defended on both RAW and Smackdown PPVs.

 

[Fire Marshall Bill]

I'm sure I would, then I'd get heckled for it by a pile of thirsty white knights.

She is a girl after all.

 

[@smarkmouth]

He never said Armbar.

 

[rbv13]

I'm really digging the Shining Star gimmick.

 

[BaconBits]

She is a girl after all.

With some enormous tits.

 

[klunderbunker]

I'm feeling a long talking segment to set up a rather large tag match. I know this because IT'S WHAT THEY ALWAYS DO.

 

[Fire Marshall Bill]

I'm feeling a long talking segment to set up a rather large tag match. I know this because IT'S WHAT THEY ALWAYS DO.

Me thinks you're spot on here.

 

[BaconBits]

They usually save this kind of clusterfuck for the build to the Rumble and ARMBAR.

 

[@smarkmouth]

Was Xavier Go-Proing that brawl?

 

[Navi]

I'm really digging the Shining Star gimmick.

I think it's boring as hell, might be the people involved but the vignettes were much better.

 

[rbv13]

Foley out after break to set up a tag or will they leave it alone as is?

 

[Hard Hit Prince]

Who comes up with this crap? Seriously.

 

[klunderbunker]

Who comes up with this crap? Seriously.

Bookers who need to cover a bunch of stories in one segment.

 

[@smarkmouth]

Foley out after break to set up a tag or will they leave it alone as is?

Cole; "During the break, Mick Foleyy, Yada Yada yada. Look, you've all been watching since you were 9. You know what's up."

 

[@smarkmouth]

Wait what?

 

[rbv13]

Holy shit. They actually made an on the spot match w/out having an authority figure eat up mic time.

 

[@smarkmouth]

Production crew must have been downsized since the split. Lot of fuck ups.

 

[Dmbfantomas]

New Day have found their groove again. Which is unfortunate, because I think they're going to break up soon.

 

[rbv13]

Epico has a rather large ass.

 

[@smarkmouth]

New Day have found their groove again. Which is unfortunate, because I think they're going to break up soon.

"It's better to burn out, then to fade away....

 

[klunderbunker]

New Day have found their groove again. Which is unfortunate, because I think they're going to break up soon.

They almost have to break Demolition's record at this point.