I AM THE Royal Rumble Live Discussion

[FromTheSouth]

Goddammit, Yoshi and Zack got like a combined 45 seconds.

Why even bother putting them in?

Because they need 30 and Mae Young had a prior commitment?

 

[Mr. TM]

Why not smack his hands go?

 

[Turd Ferguson]

Also,

Big Show - A faster runner than Fatt Hardy.

 

[Y-2-Jay]

Guys dont be disopointed if the surprise guy is *shivers* Hacksaw jim duggan

 

[The Doctor]

Here comes Henry. Where's someone awesome? Or the Hurricane? Isn't Kofi in this?

 

[Y_2_aJ]

Shawn Michaels to win and throw a curveball and challenge Sheamus

 

[FromTheSouth]

Maybe Mark Henry could win this. He was over for a week or two after he pinned Orton.

 

[Ambiguous Turd]

The Big Show.

THE ODDS ON FAVORITE

 

[Tastycles]

Show/Miz vs Henry/MVP on Raw tomorrow. Je guarantee it.

 

[Mr. TM]

Big show and henry should work together.

 

[The Doctor]

Here comes Masters. His new theme is quite awesome.

 

[Mr. TM]

How can henry's knees support that?

 

[X]

And I'm telling you that acting like your biased opinions are facts is a terrible habit. I've told you a million times, I think he's OK, but Jesus, if you took your face out of his ass, you could watch a match maybe.

Why the fuck shouldn't I believe my opinions are facts? What the fuck is the point of having opinions if you don't believe they're true?

I think he is going to be mired where he belongs in the midcard. He's a great midcarder...Rick Martel for the new generation.

And I think you're delusional for thinking that. Multiple time World Champions do not go back down to the midcard, even guys like Jericho came back and got another World title reign before going back to an upper-midcarder.

OK, so the crowd chanting his name makes him a good heel? And I'm fucking delusional. Make up your mind. The crowd chanting his name, makes him shitty as a heel.

Did I say the crowd chanting makes him a good heel? Durrr, nope, sure didn't. You however seem to think he isn't over anywhere except for the internet, and yet there is literally physical fucking evidence in front of your eyes and ears to the contrary. Don't backtrack, you're fucking wrong. Doesn't matter if they cheer or boo him, the fact that he gets reactions mean that the people clearly care about him, you just refuse to admit it because then you'd have to realize that your irrational Punk hate is just that---completely irrational.

Batista is infinitely more entertaining in the ring. If I want to watch kicks and punches and missed high knees, I'll go watch MMA. If I want to watch someone miss a shitty finisher nine times out of ten, I'll go watch some WSX.

Right, I'm officially done with this conversation. Anyone who actually believes that simply cannot be reasoned with. Continue living on Mars.

What was so memorable about it? Oh yeah, the stuff Jeff hardy did.

No, it was Punk cutting amazing promo after amazing promo all fucking summer long. Jeff Hardy had nothing to do with it, the only thing Jeff Hardy contributed to that feud was his real life drug use and his awful mic skills.

And continue being a hypocrite, elitist, fanboy, because I got a great laugh as well.

I'll quit being an elitist as soon as you realize just how wrong you are. Deal?

 

[FromTheSouth]

Master's will lull them to sleep with his dancing titties and win it!

 

[Tastycles]

There's only one surprise entrant left. I hope it's Edge.

 

[Mr. TM]

IS that job #10?

 

[The Doctor]

TRUTH!!

 

[Macca]

Too many fat people on screen. Maybe Henry & Show should form a tag team with James, now that's money right there.

 

[Mr. TM]

WHATS UP?

 

[Y-2-Jay]

shit cena and r truth!!!!

 

[goodlay]

Seems like there hasn't been over 4 guys in the ring at once.

 

[Y_2_aJ]

R-Truth in and eliminates Show and Henry.

I bet Y2J is in next.

 

[Ambiguous Turd]

I can't imagine trying to lift Mark Henry is going to help Cena's back much.

 

[The Doctor]

Are they going to start pushing him? Win over Jericho...an impressive showing here could help him...

 

[Turd Ferguson]

R-Truth eliminated both big guys.

What the fuck.