WWE Raw LD 8/01/11 - The Champs are Here!

[Jay Sherman]

Time to take a shit.

 

[This is the return of WTM]

Did I just see Velvet Sky walk down the aisle?

 

[¡Roján!]

JoMo scared the fuck out of me with his parkour. Then, I saw the divas and jizzed.

 

[Vincent Michaels]

Well Melina's already gone.

 

[Uncle Sam]

I wish Michael Cole wouldn't be so agreeable; it destroys his heel heat. Women are shit at wresting, Cole, stop being right.

 

[Serious Mozzarella]

The opening segment was so good, it got me slightly interested in a Diva battle royal.

 

[TSG]

Really, for those of you complaining it went on too long, kindly shut your damn mouths. Seriously. The night of Rock's birthday, he opened the show with 30 minute promo that included a Pitbull mini-concert. At least this was entertaining and developed an interesting storyline.

 

[Taker Sucks]

Melina and Gail Kim are the best 2 divas now and Cole and Kelly is killen me!

 

[Uncle Sam]

The CM stands for Cunt Mangler. So I'm told. Ask Beth Phoenix.

 

[Sean Valjean]

I hope DDP ends up being Maryse's stalker.

 

[JGlass]

Eve: The only person in the world with a worse Thesz press than Randy Orton.

Seriously? We're giving a divas match a commercial break? Eff dat.

 

[The Bearded One]

JR is trying his darndest to call the match.

 

[It's Damn Real!]

Can't miss promo? Yeah right.

I could have missed that. Wouldn't have changed much.

Only valuable line uttered was the one where Punk talked about HHH talking about how guys "don't have what it takes" when he was laying in bed with his wife. Otherwise, status quo.

That mic was a pipe bomb when he threw guys like John Laurenitis under the bus, but that promo was totally average.

Happy to hear some Living Colour though!

Meh. Back to not watching WWE.

 

[Vincent Michaels]

Well Nattie's gone, it's all up to Beth now...

 

[bringitback]

"Get in the 20th century cole, it's 2011."

Jerry must have swapped his alzheimers meds for that new tshirt.

 

[Serious Mozzarella]

"They take the pictures then they put them on the internet, so they CAN'T photoshop them."

Kelly Kelly confirmed for legitimate downsie.

 

[Harthan]

I'm so happy that AJ exists. When they finally get around to pushing her, she'll be the next Mickie James.

 

[SEMM]

ad break during a divas match. Thats new.

 

[Y-2-Jay]

I hope DDP ends up being Maryse's stalker.

This made laugh pretty damn loud.

 

[Serious Mozzarella]

Can't miss promo? Yeah right.

I could have missed that. Wouldn't have changed much.

Only valuable line uttered was the one where Punk talked about HHH talking about how guys "don't have what it takes" when he was laying in bed with his wife. Otherwise, status quo.

That mic was a pipe bomb when he threw guys like John Laurenitis under the bus, but that promo was totally average.

Happy to hear some Living Colour though!

Meh. Back to not watching WWE.

K. Bye.

 

[klunderbunker]

That's the issue with Cole every time: he gets in these arguments and the match is going on with no attention being paid to it. It gets old.

 

[¡Roján!]

Jerry is a motherfucking playah. Kelly Kelly's wet, that's why they cut to commercial break.

 

[Shocky]

Time for the biggest logical flaw in the IWC: HHH got where he is because of his wife.

We're ignoring his first three world titles, the push that was supposed to be his that went to Austin, and the awesome feud with Rock that launched him into superstardom.

Not to go down that same old road again since the Triple H thing has been played to death, but the same thing that killed his push was the same thing that got his push. There's as much of an argument that can be made that the only reason he was getting looked at was his relationship with Michaels.

It's a tired argument, because he was going to get to the top. It's his longevity that's always been in question.

 

[Sean Valjean]

Booker T cups = where are they?

 

[bringitback]

Can't miss promo? Yeah right.

I could have missed that. Wouldn't have changed much.

Only valuable line uttered was the one where Punk talked about HHH talking about how guys "don't have what it takes" when he was laying in bed with his wife. Otherwise, status quo.

That mic was a pipe bomb when he threw guys like John Laurenitis under the bus, but that promo was totally average.

Happy to hear some Living Colour though!

Meh. Back to not watching WWE.

It's called a build. Not every segment needs to blow-your-mind, it just needs to make sense and be good. Which it does and was.