WWE RAW 1/23/2012 - So Johnny Ace, a Funkasaurus and Y2J Walk Into a Bar...

[The Idiot]

what ... the... *#($

Wife is watching her show on TV....so please tell me what the hell happened. Trying to follow along in here.

 

[Eye Contact]

Eve could have done a better work, she could scream with fear or something and John Cena should have helped the doctors.

The match was a total brawl, I missed wrestling moves.

 

[Ellye]

I don't think I've ever been more interested in what Cena is going to do next.

I too am more interested than ever in John Cena next action.
And I actually never disliked Cena, and was quite interested in the Nexus storyline in 2010. But this right now? This is a whole new level for his character.

 

[CleverName51]

A: Have I missed Brodus Clay?

B: Have I missed Jericho?

C: On a scale of 1-The Situation, how much of a tool is Michael Cole tonight?


(I just got home from work)

 

[Harthan]

The match was a total brawl, I missed wrestling moves.

You don't understand wrestling very well, do you?

 

[Peoples_Champ]

Wife is watching her show on TV....so please tell me what the hell happened. Trying to follow along in here.

Ryder got his ass kicked throughout the falls count anywhere match. Kane chokeslams him through the stage. Great camera angle - never saw it coming.

 

[The_Reptile_]

A No

B Yes

C Have the TV on mute.

 

[Kermit]

Orton is coming back.

 

[Nate DaMac]

Pretty sweet beatdown. Ryder needs to work on his selling facial expressions a bit, but he sold that pretty damn well.

 

[Ellye]

A: Have I missed Brodus Clay?

B: Have I missed Jericho?

C: On a scale of 1-The Situation, how much of a tool is Michael Cole tonight?

(I just got home from work)

A: No.
B: Yes, and he spoke.
C: Cole has been, actually, pretty good so far. But I might be biased, I don't hate him like most people around him seen to.

 

[Harthan]

I would laugh my ass off if Brodus Clay entered right now, in all his splendor, and completely no sold the Ryder situation.

 

[CleverName51]

Thanks Reptile.

 

[Rudolf]

A: Have I missed Brodus Clay?

B: Have I missed Jericho?

C: On a scale of 1-The Situation, how much of a tool is Michael Cole tonight?


(I just got home from work)

A. No.

B. Yes.

C. 2.5

 

[Peoples_Champ]

This reminds me of Shawn Michaels with his post-concussion syndrome episode.

His sympathy was through the roof when he came back.

 

[Kermit]

Well, see ya later Zack.

 

[Vincent Michaels]

Holy shit DEAN MALENKO sighting!

 

[Turd Ferguson]

SERIOUS VOICES

 

[Peoples_Champ]

Lawler selling the Cena-guilt angle.

The announcers do not get the credit they deserve, they sold Kane being an animal and now Ryder being close to death.

LOL Eve blaming Cena.

 

[Tymedragon]

Poor, poor Cena.

 

[Ellye]

Nice segment.

 

[Peoples_Champ]

LOL great timing Josh Matthews

 

[Harthan]

If this storyline concludes with John Cena dropping an AA on Eve, my time as a wrestling fan will be complete.

 

[Tyrath]

Hey, Cena has his Ruthless Aggression face on.

 

[The_Reptile_]

CENA MAD FACE

 

[Monkey_Mania]

Thats Cena's "I just pooped my pants" face.