WWE RAW 1/16/2012 - The Last Son of Funk

[FunKay the Inevitable]

LAST WEEK!
Funk is on a Roll...

Last week we saw the debut of WWE's newest hit sensation; The Funkasaurus himself, Brodus Clay. Picking up quick wins against both Curt Hawkins and Tyson Kidd, Clay has already proven to be both great fun, and a serious contender. Will he continue to prove his formidability tonight?

See No Evil 2: Rough Ryder

Kane brutally assaulted Zack Ryder at the close of Raw SuperShow. When John Cena came to the aid of the U.S. Champion, The Big Red Monster left the leader of the Cenation down.

Lenny Goes for the Purdy Hair

World Heavyweight Champion Daniel Bryan's match against Big Show ended in a No Contest after The World's Largest Athlete accidentally injured AJ. WWE medical personnel carried the Diva out on a stretcher.

TONIGHT!
Woo Woo Woo? Does He Know It?

On tonight's Raw SuperShow, Zack Ryder is scheduled to put his U.S. Championship on the line against The All-American American Jack Swagger. But after last week's brutal attack by Kane, will Ryder be ready to compete? Get the latest on his condition.

The Super Fun, Happy Horror Hour (or Two)
Question-a-Thon!​

Will the Funk continue to roll on?
Will Kane continue to lurk in dark corridors and stalk champions?
Will Zack Ryder or Eve hold John Cena responsible for what happened to them?
Will Chris Jericho continue his silent treatment?
Will CM Punk continue to get pissed at poor officiating?
Will Daniel Bryan address the state of AJ? How about his match with Mark Henry this Friday?
Will Thwagger gets his shot at the gold?
Will this be anywhere near the quality of WZCW's last set of shows, and the upcoming Aftershock (cheap plugs FTW!)?
Oh and some creature named Perez or something is here. Looks like a rat bastard to me, but oh well...

 

[Johnny Scumm]

Funk will squash Bourne this week, he has to.

 

[Harthan]

Somebody call my mama...

The most exciting thing for me this week is Brodus. Jericho probably won't talk again. I figure they haven't got much in the way of angle to do this week, so there should be time for some good wrestling. Punk has had two great TV matches already this year. I could go for another.

 

[Daniel]

I'm very much up for this Raw. Brodus will be awesome. Jericho will be awesome. Kofi may turn heel. Should be good.

Sure, Kane vs. Cena will probably continue to bore me. But you can't win them all, can ya'?

 

[CDR]

The U.S. title belt in the picture doesn't have Ryder's name on it yet. They should get on that.

 

[Turd Ferguson]

They should have Jericho prepare to talk, but then Brodus interrupts him. He, Jericho, and the Funkettes dance.

 

[LamaNamaneumi]

I think a Kofi heel turn would be great, he could use something new.

I just hope tonight's RAW is better than what we saw the past two weeks.

 

[Tymedragon]

I am going to be there. It is my first WWE show and I am excited.

 

[amazing_blue]

Looking forward to tonight's RAW. I hope that Kane continues to raise hell.

 

[Nate DaMac]

Should I get him?

Can't fucking wait.

 

[LamaNamaneumi]

Hopefully the Anaheim crowd will be hotter than the crowd in Texas last week.

 

[amazing_blue]

They should make it a law....I like it RAW.

 

[The Man They Call WMD]

Also announced was tag title rematch.

 

[Nate DaMac]

Ducky is a G.

 

[Harthan]

I think a Kofi heel turn would be great, he could use something new.

I just hope tonight's RAW is better than what we saw the past two weeks.

No way. Kofi heel turn has future endeavored written all over it.

 

[The Man They Call WMD]

I think I just realized the intro is my favorite part each week.

 

[amazing_blue]

VKM loves MLK

 

[Nate DaMac]

How awkward is it going to be for the fans to boo Mark Henry today?

 

[Big Papa Santo]

Oh WWE and their false hope for black kids

 

[AnvilForever]

Hopefully the Anaheim crowd will be hotter than the crowd in Texas last week.

They exploded when The Rock came back. Anaheim has always been a good crowd.

 

[LamaNamaneumi]

FUCK YEAH!

 

[Harthan]

Foley, eh? Where does he fit in, I wonder.

 

[Harthan]

Oh my goodness, please give that tag match some time. It has orgasmic potential.

 

[FunKay the Inevitable]

Foley is Good!

 

[The Bearded One]

The cheap pop rules.