WWE RAW 1/23/2012 - So Johnny Ace, a Funkasaurus and Y2J Walk Into a Bar...

[Eye Contact]

Good job by Zack Ryder. His face is priceless, I even feel sorry for him and I know this is fake eheh

 

[TJ Matics]

She's already out there Jerry, I hope she turns heel and joins Kane, or just gets choke slammed

 

[The 1-2-3 Killam]

World will end as we know it? How does this connect with a proposed Jericho-Punk angle?

Not sure how he's going to connect it, but I'm guessing post-match beatdown by Jericho to Punk.

No, post-match beat down isn't "huge" enough for the world as we know it to be over. It's a very long-shot, but I'm still going to put it out there: Punk wins the match against Ziggler, Ace promised to screw Punk, so he brings out Jericho and restarts the match. He screws over Punk, possibly rings the bell early, and gives Jericho the WWE title. Jericho leaves with Laurinaitis at his side, to absolutely huge heat.

 

[Peoples_Champ]

Wikipedia has a lot of stuff on the Royal Rumble.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Royal_Rumble#Royal_Rumble_records

 

[Peoples_Champ]

Wiki says Shawn Michaels has 41 eliminations, Kane with 39.

 

[Tyrath]

Wiki says Shawn Michaels has 41 eliminations, Kane with 39.

Wiki counts Kane's runs as fake Diesel and Isaac Yankem. Not sure why HBK's number is off by 2 though.

 

[Peoples_Champ]

Lulz. They broke the set.

 

[Ellye]

That WWE logo pyramid gets destroyed every January in a Falls Count Anywhere match, it seems.

 

[GI Cake]

Ryder just sells so fucking well.

 

[The Idiot]

Wiki says Shawn Michaels has 41 eliminations, Kane with 39.

lol...I remember Michaels going apeshit in one of the Rumbles and eliminating a crapload of superstars. Sounds about right.

 

[Vincent Michaels]

It's always cool when they end up destroying parts of the stage.

 

[Remix]

Are they saying boo or woo woo woo?

 

[Starchild]

"Let's go Ryder"
"Woo woo woo"

Nice

 

[Ellye]

Ryder just sells so fucking well.

And, as much as people hate Michael Cole, his announcing is pretty good for this kind of match. It helps selling the proper feeling.

 

[Harthan]

Great chant for Ryder.

 

[Peoples_Champ]

what ... the... *#($

 

[BooCocky]

Eve

 

[Vincent Michaels]

WITH GOD AS MY WITNESS, HE IS BROKEN IN HALF.

 

[Tymedragon]

If you're Cena, what do you do.

 

[Tyrath]

Random and unrelated. But I just realized Kane is tied for the 3rd longest reign with the Heavyweight championship. Kinda surprised by that.

 

[Rudolf]

Eve...what a stupid question. "Is he okay?"

Cena looks so distraught.

 

[Tymedragon]

Cena vs Kane is going to be violent, I think.

 

[Peoples_Champ]

I don't think I've ever been more interested in what Cena is going to do next.

 

[Turd Ferguson]

 

[BooCocky]

Cena