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Wait, Del Rio couldn't beat Sheamus, but once he turns face he's able to beat Big Show; the person who kept defeating Sheamus...
The WWE is a crazy place.
Wait, Del Rio couldn't beat Sheamus, but once he turns face he's able to beat Big Show; the person who kept defeating Sheamus...
The WWE is a crazy place.
The stupid idiosyncrasies of a heel to face turn or vice versa. How many matches has Punk won clean since going heel?
Anyways, I figured this was the place to post this rant since it's a spoiler post. (Not to mention, where do I post to bitch about the stupidity of the front page?)
Anyways, who the fuck puts a spoiler directly on the flash pictures scrolling on the top of the screen of the main page? I understand posting spoilers in the links below. It says "Spoiler" so by clicking you're doing it on purpose and making a conscious choice. But for those of us who don't read spoilers, how the fuck can we avoid knowing what's happened when it's the first thing showing on the page? When I was going through the links below I completely missed the one saying "major title changes hands at Smackdown." So I was suprised when I scrolled to the top to see a big picture of ADR saying he won the WHC. Common sense goes out the window sometimes...
The only saving grace here is I've ignored all but a few of these posts on this page so at least I don't know how it happens.
* Tonight's Joker's Wild pay-per-view kicks off with Jeremy Borash and Christy Hemme in the ring with a giant check and drum of 24 balls with the names of the participants in the tournament. The winners go into a gauntlet with the winner earning $100,000.
* James Storm and Christian York defeated Gunner and Crimson.
* Christy Hemme interviews York and Storm. York reminded Storm it is every man for themselves in the gauntlet.
* Jessie Godderz and Mr. Anderson defeated Douglas Williams and Kid Kash.
* Christopher Daniels and Samoa Joe defeated Chavo Guerrero and Rob Van Dam.
* Bobby Roode and Joseph Park defeated Robbie E and Zema Ion. After the match, Park wants a hug but Roode refuses.
* Devon and D.O.C defeated Hernandez and Alex Silva.
* Robbie T and Matt Morgan defeated Joey Ryan and Al Snow.
Joker's Wild Gauntlet: The six winning teams were in a gauntlet for $100,000. Here is the order of entry: -James Storm -Bobby Roode -Devon -D.O.C. -Jessie Godderz -Christian York -Joseph Park -Ken Anderson -Christian Daniels -Samoa Joe -Robbie T -Matt Morgan
* The last four in the gauntlet were Roode, Devon, Storm, and Morgan. Storm eliminated Morgan. Mike Knox came out to help Devon and he pulled Roode through the middle ropes. Storm eliminated Devon when interference backfired. Roode tries to eliminate Storm but Storm skinned the cat and he hit a Codebreaker on Roode that sent him to the apron. Storm eliminated Roode with the Last Call superkick. Afterwards, Storm was presented the big check by Christy Hemme and So Cal Val. Storm then went into the crowd to celebrate and end the show.
* Christian York defeated Matt Bentley, Alex Silva, Sam Shaw, Lince Dorado, Puma, Jimmy Rave in an X-Division Xscape match. The match is an elimination match until the final two when it becomes the first to escape the cage. The order of elimination was as follows: Lince Dorado, Puma, Sam Shaw, Alex Silva, Matt Bentley.
* Samoa Joe vs. Austin Aries is announced for later on in the show.
* Doug Williams & Kid Kash defeated Tony Nese & Rasad Cameron.
* Robbie E cuts a promo saying hes the best X-Division champion of all time. Chavo Guerrero
interrupts and a match is set up between the two. Joe Park is named the referee for the match.
* Chavo Guerrero defeated Robbie E. After the match Robbie E got in Parks face and shoved him until Park ran up and gave him a shoulder tackle.
* Kenny King defeated Zema Ion, Rubix and Mason Andrews in an Ultimate X match.
* Christopher Daniels & Kazarian defeated Sonjay Dutt & Petey Williams.
* Rob Van Dam defeated Jerry Lynn in a no disqualification match.
* Austin Aries defeated Samoa Joe.
-Christian York won an X Division X-Scape Match by escaping the cage. The match also included: Matt Bentley, Sam Shaw, Alex Silva, Jimmy Rave, Puma and Lince Dorado. It was elimination until the final two where one has to escape the cage. Order of elimination: Lince Dorado, Puma, Sam Shaw, Alex Silva and then Matt Bentley.
Austin Aries vs Samoa Joe is announced for tonight.
-Doug Williams and Kid Kash defeated Ra'Shad Cameron and Anthony Nese after Williams pinned Nese following a Chaos Theory.
Robbie E is in the ring and calls himself the best X Champion in history. He continues to run his mouth until he is interrupted by Chavo Guerrero. Chavo brags about the lineage of cruiserweight wrestling in Mexico. They will have a match and it will be refereed by Joseph Park.
-Chavo Guerrero defeated Robbie E with a Frog Splash with Joseph Park as referee. After the match, Robbie got in Park's face leading to Park going after him.
-Kenny King defeated Rubix, Zema Ion and Mason Andrews in an Ultimate X Match. Before the match, it was announced that the winner would have to take the X to the ground. Rubix actually grabbed the X but as he was getting down, he landed on the shoulders of Kenny King. King took the X from him and then hit an Electric Chair.
-Bad Influence defeated Petey Williams and Sonjay Dutt after Kazarian hit the Fade to Black on Sonjay. The heels were going to continue beating up their opponents after the match but the tides turned. Petey connected with the Canadian Destroyer on Kazarian. Williams and Sonjay then posed with the fans.
-Rob Van Dam defeated Jerry Lynn in a very good No DQ Match with the 5 Star Frog Splash. After the match, the roster comes to the stage and applauds Jerry.
-Austin Aries defeated Samoa Joe in what was said to be a great match after countering the Musclebuster into a rollup.