TNA iMPACT! LD for 03.17.11

[klunderbunker]

Has the only match so far been the Knockouts match?

Yep. 57 minutes in, 19 seconds of wrestling. The rest has been talking/torture.

 

[The Bearded One]

Yep. 57 minutes in, 19 seconds of wrestling. The rest has been talking/torture.

Tonight's action has truly been totally nonstop.

Being British adds two points of hotness to any chick. If Winter was American, she would be a six. But since she's British, she's an eight.

 

[JJYanks121]

Yep. 57 minutes in, 19 seconds of wrestling. The rest has been talking/torture.

And sure enough, it's followed up by the Jarrett's which means more NOT WRESTLING!

 

[klunderbunker]

HAVE A FUCKING WRESTLING MATCH FOR THE LOVE OF FUCKING HELL!!!!!

 

[Little Jerry Lawler]

Karen and Jeff. Yay.

 

[The Bearded One]

Tonight's iMPACT started off so nicely too.

 

[Mighty NorCal]

Fuck, man.

Show could be so good. and its so not good.

 

[The Bearded One]

Karen looks so weird with Jeff. It just doesn't seem natural.

 

[The Bearded One]

I am committed to watching this entire show. I must not change the channel.

 

[JJYanks121]

Karen looks so weird with Jeff. It just doesn't seem natural.

It's her face. Her facial expressions are so bad that she would butcher any segment she is in with any wrestler. It's pretty bad.

 

[klunderbunker]

If it's an axe it might make up for osme of this show.

 

[klunderbunker]

We're watching Jeff Jarrett open presents on the main show. Why again?

 

[The Bearded One]

We got a bleeder!

 

[Vincent Michaels]

Thanks for the obvious blade Jeff.

 

[The Bearded One]

I think the Pope already went Medievil on Okato's ass.

Or however you spell his name.

 

[itssoeasy123]

it's 10:07

There's been one match, that was only about 1 minute.

 

[The Bearded One]

Which one is Gunner and which one is Murphy?

A triple heel Triple Threat?

 

[klunderbunker]

Why didn't Karen hit him after he took the cup out?

 

[itssoeasy123]

Abyss has been unable to defend his title for 4 weeks!

Bischoof have alheizmer's?

 

[hatehabsforever]

This better be one hell of a main event tonight, because it looks like it may be the only wrestling match of the entire evening. It's a good thing it's total nonstop action.

Is it just me, or are the non wrestling segments getting progressively worse and worse tonight?

 

[JJYanks121]

So the first male match we're probably going to see is between 3 heels where a title is on the line and the fans shouldn't care one iota as to who wins? Literally, nobody is invested in ANY of these guys and one of them is going to hold one of 3 singles titles in TNA? And we have to watch it unfold?

 

[shattered dreams]

Change your name to imsostupid.

 

[Vincent Michaels]

Why didn't Karen hit him after he took the cup out?

Because then he would've been aware of it and blocked it?

 

[shattered dreams]

KB just proved he has less common sense than a teenager.

 

[klunderbunker]

That song they play for the live events is catchy.