TNA iMPACT! LD: Crucial Crew Not Included

[JGlass]

What an idiot.

And fuck you Mike Tenay. Fuck. You.

 

[Serious Mozzarella]

Segment of the year, 2011. Easily.

 

[The Dewbliners]

That's right, you're JEFF FUCKIN' HARDY!

 

[Nate DaMac]

Lulz. Tenay takes a potshot at he Jets.

 

[The Doctor]

"Tell me, Mike, have you MARKed out lately?"

 

[justinsayne]

...and Bart taps like a bitch

Oh well he'll have plenty of time to heal before he plays football again anyway, seeing as how the lock out starts in a couple hours anyway

 

[Tiger Chaos Theory]

I know anything in my house is a sex toy:

Wet towel, empty soda cans, tables, etc.

 

[The Doctor]

TNA does do house shows on the road all the time broseph.

........

Oh yeah.

No Winter tonight? Sadface.

 

[Serious Mozzarella]

Alright guys, Undertaker time.

 

[klunderbunker]

So the main event is what, maybe 3 minutes?

 

[JJYanks121]

Lulz. Tenay takes a potshot at he Jets.

Yea, he can go kindly fuck himself for that one. Not cool, Tenay, not cool.

 

[LitasRevenge79]

So the main event is what, maybe 3 minutes?

Of course, cuz you know Zombies will get shot in the face and its done for. That's it. Probably 60 seconds top.

 

[klunderbunker]

The axe thing was hilarious. That didn't save the segment but it helped a lot.

 

[Joe's Gonna Kill You]

KB the shows running over to 11:10

 

[Mailman]

So the main event is what, maybe 3 minutes?

There's a 10 (I think) minute over-run.

 

[X]

I want to give Tenay a huge high-five for that shot he just took at Jets, that was hilarious.

 

[justinsayne]

House shows are about the one thing TNA does do right, there house shows a tons of fun, and they give you access to pretty much every wrestler on the roster

 

[X]

So the main event is what, maybe 3 minutes?

Should be on until 11:10-11:15, Dixie tweeted the other day to set your DVRs to record the extra 15 minutes after iMPACT! regularly ends, so we'll probably get a whopping 5 minutes, which would still make it the longest match of the night.

 

[klunderbunker]

Great. The night I'm half asleep we get a fucking overrun. Damn it Hogan.

 

[Serious Mozzarella]

WHERE ARE THE DRUIDS, AND THE LIGHTNING MACHINE?!

 

[The Dewbliners]

I was outside smoking when Tenay took the pot-shot.....


Here we go, guys! PAPA FUCKIN' SHANGO RETURNS NOW!!!!

 

[The Doctor]

UN-DER-TA-KER!

*clap clap clapclapclap*

 

[klunderbunker]

Time to CHANGE WRESTLING FOREVER!

Also if Immortal is so paranoid, why not just run out there and get a DQ like 4 seconds in?

 

[Nate DaMac]

My god really?

 

[The Doctor]

STEVE