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As likely as Punk getting to use Miseria Cantare and have the longest entrance in the company.The Final Countdown or nothing. Not like the WWE isn't rich enough to license it or whatever the correct legalese is.
Tasty... you're just miserable today, aren't you?
How epic would it be if he has a Jericho-eque debut on Smackdown. The lights go dark, the tron dims... and then some sort of awesome American Dragon video package plays... and then Final Countdown hits and Daniel Bryan comes out. Everywhere is where jizz would be.
Soapboxing again, I want Bryan heel, and I want a Bryan/Sin Cara feud. Once again, jizz, everywhere, from New York to L.A.
Wise sage.Kofi Kingston and Justin Gabriel to Raw please. Let's marginalize any midcard faces who could potentially hinder DBD's chances on SmackDown.
After Cena there is no clear cut number two face on RAW. Hopefully they finally give Kofi some type of storyline.
Scene: Prison
Smackdown enters from stage left, Raw is sitting on the bed
Smackdown: Hey, buddy! I'm going to be your new cellmate
Raw: *licks his lips*
Smackdown: Why are you looking at me like that?
Raw: *licks his lips* *gets up from his bed*
Smackdown: What are you doing?
[Raw violates Smackdown in every way possible]
Smackdown: [Crying] At least we got Randy Orton.
Rey/John Morrison falls into that category in my opinion, though Kofi definitely has the chance to gain some ground, especially with Morrison's rumored fall from grace.
This would be funny if Smackdown didn't look fucking awesome with all the picks they're getting.