Springer + Wrestling = Redneck Raw on 2/15/10

[Turd Ferguson]

"HART-ACHE" AND BANE
With coaxing from John Cena, Mr. McMahon agreed to face Bret Hart in a match at WrestleMania but The Chairman rescinded once his rival attacked. Then, it was The "Hit Man's" heartache and ballistic rampage that ended Raw, much like Survivor Series 12 years ago.

MARDI GRAS-PING GOLD
U.S. Champ Miz & Big Show unseated DX in a Triple Threat Elimination Match to become new Unified Tag Champs.

Here's hoping Springer brings along a REAL Marine in Steve Wilkos.

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[MizisAwesome]

Bret Hart will be there

 

[Coco]

Three years ago, there was no way Bret would have been able to avoid being trapped underneath that piece of equipment. He's come a long way. Canada's proud of our boy.

I predict finishing moves being kicked out of during Cena vs. Triple H.

 

[X]

If only this was 1999, this would actually be awesome.

But, no, instead it's 2010. What in the fuck is Springer going to be doing on a PG Raw?

 

[Coco]

Appeal to the kind of trailer trash that makes up the bulk of the wrestling audience. Families of human garbage. Isn't that obvious?

 

[MizisAwesome]

I bet that there will be an interference from Batista or HBK during the HHH Cena match

 

[X]

Appeal to the kind of trailer trash that makes up the bulk of the wrestling audience. Families of human garbage. Isn't that obvious?

But if it's PG they can't do a skit about incestual inbred cousins wanting to marry each other's dogs...

 

[Coco]

It's also too bad we aren't still looking for Mr. McMahon's child.

 

[jmt225]

If this were Steve Wilkos instead, I'd be interested.

 

[Cookie]

Here's hoping Springer brings along a REAL Marine in Steve Wilkos.

YES.

RAW is WILKOS.

 

[Trill Co$by]

Steve > Jerry

I predict that Michael Cole will use the word "Vintage" a total of 27 times tonight... three times for Springer alone.

 

[trendkiller]

Here's to hoping for a "take it off" chant.

 

[Trill Co$by]

I also predict that with the addition of Springer, we're in for a No DQ match somewhere... who knows, maybe WWE will go back to PG-13 for one night only... Or at least I can wish they do.

 

[The Doctor]

If I get the call that school is canceled tomorrow soon, I'll be in this.

 

[trendkiller]

If I get the call that school is canceled tomorrow soon, I'll be in this.

Fuck school, it'll get you nowhere. Watching wrestling is much more educational.

 

[Trill Co$by]

Fuck school, it'll get you nowhere. Watching wrestling is much more educational.

What he said

 

[It's...Baylariat!]

This has LOSS all over it. I'll be here though.

 

[Scotty]

Tonight should be good.....I hope.

 

[Serious Mozzarella]

I'm on tonight, even though there's no doubt the E will try to make a PG-version of a Springer show... which is going to suck. I'm not excited for this, but we'll see how it goes.

 

[klunderbunker]

Very skeptical about this but let's get to it.

 

[Mighty NorCal]

PUMP IRON BITCH

 

[Serious Mozzarella]

On that note:

HOLD ON TO YOUR ANUSES, MOTHERFUCKERS, IT'S SPRINGER TIME.

 

[FromTheSouth]

Apparently, there are Japanese Chimps in row 12B....and oh yeah


It's that thing I watch 72 hours prior to Impact!

 

[The Doctor]

Guess the fuck WHO?

 

[richey619]

this is gonna suck