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[FromTheSouth]

So if Cena beats Batista, he can face Batista for the title. If he loses, Sheamus gets to face him for the title. Makes plenty of sense.

Here, borrow my magical elixir of disbelief suspension. You have trade me the moon pearl, but it's worth it.

 

[Dr. Stinger A. Zoidberg]

Obvious.....

 

[bigmo]

Been pretty good Raw so far.

 

[realblackhart]

Yeah, first 15 minutes of Raw = win.

And now we'll come back from break with the Divas' title match, lol

 

[Razor]

Batista gets himself DQ'd. Therefore, McMahon can claim that there was no official winner. So Cena doesn't get his rematch.

Oooohhhh shit. Then someone super awesome like Austin will have to be guest host and give Cena the rematch to fuck with McMahon.

 

[FromTheSouth]

So wait.

We're potentially having what for all intents and purposes is the main event of Mania 5 weeks before Mania.

Sure, why not.

There won't be a clean finish, and it will wind up being a triple threat. For the fifth year in a row (?) the main event will be a triple threat.

 

[Dr. Stinger A. Zoidberg]

Its been 15 minutes and for once, I'm actually excited for Raw.

 

[Turd Ferguson]

Cena vs Batista tonight? Wow.

I thought they'd hold that off for Mania. I say Vince screws Cena out of it.

It's almost like Cena has some major odds to overcome!

 

[modest-genius]

Lulz WWE do something different to the feud with Sheamus to see who goes to WM agaisnt Batista and complaints start.

Kayfabe, if Vince could hire anyone to be his bodyguard, he thinks Batista is the toughest guy. So if Vince doesn't want Cena to go to WM (even though he has a rematch clause) then doesn't it make sense to put him agaisnt...Batista?

 

[FromTheSouth]

Belarus has an Olympic hockey team?

 

[Dr. Stinger A. Zoidberg]

There won't be a clean finish, and it will wind up being a triple threat. For the fifth year in a row (?) the main event will be a triple threat.

WM25: Cena/Edge/Show
WM24:Cena/Orton/Trips
WM23: No Triple Threat match
WM22: Mysterio/Orton/Angle
WM21:No Triple Threat Match

 

[The Bearded One]

There won't be a clean finish, and it will wind up being a triple threat. For the fifth year in a row (?) the main event will be a triple threat.

But wouldn't that pretty much kill all of the build between Cena and Bastista? That 3rd guy will just sort of be there.

 

[FromTheSouth]

I want Maryse to sit on my face.


Wrong thread?

 

[Turd Ferguson]

Damn that Maryse is hot, I'd let her sit on my face.

Edit: DAMMIT FTS

 

[Mr. PPV]

Bout time they get this over with.

 

[INDYjon22]

I'm going to hate tonight's Raw. It's being broadcast from Indianapolis. I hate everything from Indianapolis.

Hey, shut up.

 

[Dr. Stinger A. Zoidberg]

Razor called it, Divas match =l

 

[Razor]

"Fans from all 50 states and 24 countries"

Lulz. Way to have an ambiguous sentence, WWE. Makes it sound like you're saying there are only 24 countries in the world.

 

[Thriller Ant]

When was the last time before last night that a Divas' match was actually made more pointless on PPV?

 

[Mr. PPV]

Seems like the crowd is into Gail Kim.

 

[FromTheSouth]

But wouldn't that pretty much kill all of the build between Cena and Bastista? That 3rd guy will just sort of be there.

All Sheamus has to do is kick Batista in the face with that awesome pump kick, and there will be a fire lit. There are six weeks to build that.

 

[Stormtrooper]

So wait.

We're potentially having what for all intents and purposes is the main event of Mania 5 weeks before Mania.

Sure, why not.

yes, because it is common for a wrestler to earn a #1 contendership by beating the champion non-title. That's booking 101.

This match most likely won't have a clean finish (Cena will be screwed). Sheamus will be in the Title Match, and then in a few weeks when Austin hosts, he adds cena to the match because Austin hates McMahon. Pretty fucking logical to me.

 

[Dr. Stinger A. Zoidberg]

Gail Kim aint bad looking either. Id tap that

 

[realblackhart]

Razor called it, Divas match =l

I did too

 

[The Bearded One]

Hey, shut up.

Sorry, but its the truth.

Awesome sig though.