Raw LD Has Found The Rock Jewel's Been Hiding Under on 2/22/10

[Thriller Ant]

Nevermind, they waited until he was down the ramp to use itq

 

[FromTheSouth]

I thought cows had hooves, and animals with hooves aren't kosher?

Animals with SPLIT hooves are not Kosher.

Arguing kashrut law with the guy who was offered a free ride to rabbinical school at the age of 14 is not the way to go.

 

[Turd Ferguson]

"You're not getting your match Shawn. I'm taking on the fucking pyrotechnics crew."

 

[Big Daddy Fool]

Pretty funny they pan out to the arena in a serious taker entrance and theres mechanical bull

 

[Razor]

And this is going to be followed by Divas on a fucking mechanical bull.

 

[Serious Mozzarella]

What's that yellow shit all over Undertaker's mouth?

 

[Turd Ferguson]

I'm surprising Hollywood hasn't came up with some piss poor horror script staring the Undertaker.

Random, I know...just popped into my head.

Close... it's a Western!

http://www.ugo.com/movies/wwe-films-prepares-undertaker-film-ugo-offers-assistance

 

[Big Daddy Fool]

Whyh is takers face yellow

 

[FromTheSouth]

If you turn away from the TV, it is tough to tell which one is speaking.

 

[Big Sexy]

I want a casket match. Career vs streak. There casket match at the Rumble in '98 was great

 

[Razor]

Animals with SPLIT hooves are not Kosher.

Arguing kashrut law with the guy who was offered a free ride to rabbinical school at the age of 14 is not the way to go.

There you go. It's split hooves. My bad.

 

[FromTheSouth]

What's that yellow shit all over Undertaker's mouth?

Insert Michelle McCool joke here.

 

[Little Jerry Lawler]

So what happens if HBK gets his rematch and loses again?

 

[Razor]

Fucking jackasses "What"ing during the god damn epic promo.

 

[HeartWong]

So what happens if HBK gets his rematch and loses again?

He will try for another rematch?

 

[Big Daddy Fool]

How many times has taker been screwed out of the title

 

[Turd Ferguson]

Whyh is takers face yellow

Blisters from the pyro accident, I assume.

 

[krispix]

Jesus. Taker looks fucking bloated.

 

[Razor]

On one condition...it's a casket match

 

[FromTheSouth]

Streak vs. Career. Nice. Good bye HBK.

 

[Stormtrooper]

What's that yellow shit all over Undertaker's mouth?

I'm gonna insert a Michelle McCool joke FTS.

She sat on his face.

 

[hardrocker488]

I think Taker was huffing paint before he came out.

 

[modest-genius]

Oh shit.

 

[Mr. Truth]

Whoever called career vs streak match, nice job.

 

[INDYjon22]

Oh snap, shit just got interesting. Streak vs. Career.