Raw LD 9/5/2016: The Kevin Owens Show (Featuring HHH)

[J-Dogg]

Corey throwing Byron under the bus

 

[enviousdominous]

Cable, wolverine yes I'm a fan of his, Nightcrawler, Iceman and Gambit and Colossus

I could never take Cyclops seriously, too many memories of his personality in the earlier comics where he's a wise-cracking doofus.

 

[Richard Blonoff]

Cable, wolverine yes I'm a fan of his, Nightcrawler, Iceman and Gambit and Colossus

Wolverine is cool at times, but Cable eats farts.

Gambit. The answer is always Gambit.

How bad is Raw that we are talking about our favorite X-Men?

 

[J-Dogg]

I could never take Cyclops seriously, too many memories of his personality in the earlier comics where he's a wise-cracking doofus.

He became more serious it's been good

Wolverine is cool at times, but Cable eats farts.



How bad is Raw that we are talking about our favorite X-Men?

X men are better than raw

 

[enviousdominous]

How bad is Raw that we are talking about our favorite X-Men?

I'm finally enjoying myself, this episode of RAW might be some kind of meta-advertisement for the X-Men.

 

[Sean Valjean]

One of those refs needs to retrain the ramp. It keeps assaulting Titus.

 

[Sean Valjean]

ALICIA FOX IS ALIVE!!!

 

[enviousdominous]

Hey! Titus lost a shoe! (I'm bored)

 

[J-Dogg]

What the fuck was that shit it's awesome

 

[Sean Valjean]

Jesus, Fox just nailed Nia square in the face with that box

 

[J-Dogg]

Fox be smashing hoes

 

[enviousdominous]

Ratchety Ann, love it.

 

[J-Dogg]

That whole backstage moment was better than 98% of the show

 

[enviousdominous]

Alicia Fox is the only part of RAW that I'll remember fondly.

 

[Sean Valjean]

How bad is Raw that we are talking about our favorite X-Men?

I once knew a kid who was really into Morph from the animated show. He's the only person I ever met who actually liked that loser.

 

[J-Dogg]

Can we have Alicia lose her shit again that's the only redeeming thing from tonight

 

[Sean Valjean]

I wish they would have pixelated Americo's exposed head just for lawls.

 

[J-Dogg]

Braun again?

 

[J-Dogg]

Sin cara got new music oh and Braun facing a not jobber

 

[enviousdominous]

*sung to Braun's theme* BRAUN BRAUN BRA-BRA-BRA-BRAUN STROWMAN BRAUN!

 

[Sean Valjean]

Sin Cara needs a gold shield to complete the green ranger look. And a dragonzord to actually stand a chance against Braun.

 

[enviousdominous]

Byron just said that fighting Braun gives you a 50/50 chance.

 

[J-Dogg]

Just mowed him down

 

[Sean Valjean]

That's the third squash match (maybe fourth if you count D-Young) in a night that also saw The Shining Stars wrestle and an unfunny Club skit. This has been a Raw for the ages.

 

[Dmbfantomas]

This Raw is another shining example of why Smackdown is way better.