RAW LD 3/28/2016 - Something called "WrestleMania" is Sunday. Big PPV, amirite?

[Navi]

Does anyone know if Rock or Austin is going to appear tonight?

Who cares, Shane jumping off stuff is the best.

 

[BaconBits]

WWE does a lot of lame shit but a Red Carpet at the HOF has to be up there near the top.

But how else are we supposed to know that John Cena wears stuff other than jorts?

 

[BestSportsEntertainer]

They should just get rid of the gimmicky shit and let him come out as himself at this point. They can still call him Taker, but enough with the dying of the hair and eyeliner and dark talk.

He wouldn't be Undertaker though.

 

[J-Dogg]

Lol Ryder is here

 

[Deoxyribonucleic A.C.I.D.]

Why don't they sit?

 

[Navi]

Why is JBL and the other two standing they have chairs, sit the hell down so the people behind you can see for crying out loud.

 

[OYDK]

He wouldn't be Undertaker though.

He was still Undertaker when he was the ABA and he was doing all of the stuff I just mentioned. It's been 25 years, I think we all know that Taker isn't a zombie in 2016.

 

[J-Dogg]

Ryder should just stay in nxt

 

[A11oftheLights]

The pre-show is still a thing?

 

[klunderbunker]

So let's see.

1. The elbow missed.

2. Shane McMahon is the weakest challenger since Mark Henry.

3. Zack Ryder is probably about to job again, six days before a title match. You remember Ryder. The guy who last won a match on Raw in the summer of 2014.

 

[Trill Co$by]

Ryder without Mojo is a no go...

 

[Sean Valjean]

Row 22, Section 5, Seat A just marked the fuck out.

 

[BaconBits]

He was still Undertaker when he was the ABA and he was doing all of the stuff I just mentioned. It's been 25 years, I think we all know that Taker isn't a zombie in 2016.

It's still real to BSE, dammit.

 

[Bernkastel]

They should just get rid of the gimmicky shit and let him come out as himself at this point. They can still call him Taker, but enough with the dying of the hair and eyeliner and dark talk.

If they did that Undertaker would come out looking like this...

Good luck selling tickets with that.

 

[That N Word]

Great show thus far.

 

[Radical Canadian Goose]

Ryder's beard is lame

 

[The Bearded One]

Zack Ryder's beard works really well for him.

 

[BringThePain834]

Meanwhile, my schedule is...

Tomorrow: Fly to Dallas

 

[J-Dogg]

AJ walks out like its TNA

 

[BaconBits]

Ryder without Mojo is a no go...

I see you stay HYPE.

 

[Deoxyribonucleic A.C.I.D.]

How is this awesome?

 

[Galvatron]

How dare you, KB. Ryder is the future of this business.

 

[That N Word]

"Stone Cold" AJ Stylea lol

 

[Radical Canadian Goose]

Why did they start giving AJ mic time? And why am I enjoying it?

 

[J-Dogg]

This Jericho is great