RAW LD 3/7/2016 - Asshole Chicago Crowd

[enviousdominous]

The Wyatts rub faces like kitty cats to show affection.

 

[Shotaro]

"What's that? Only four segments this week featuring my family?" Triple H sighs as he throws the Chamionship Belt over his shoulder. "Guess it's time for me to close the show again." Triple H wipes a single tear from his eye as his music hits backstage imagining the ratings reduce person by person like the donation total at a telethon.

 

[enviousdominous]

This just in! WrestleMania cancelled! Roadblock is the new flagship PPV!

 

[BaconBits]

That was... weird.

 

[Pérez84]

Wait a minute........

 

[Sean Valjean]

The announce table has been pushed to the moon lately.

 

[Shotaro]

Who knew HHH could be killed by a single DDT?

 

[Bernkastel]

HHH looks like he just got hit by a car.

 

[Reflection]

That's how you sell a finisher!

 

[Sai the Uganda Guy]

Dammit, HHH, you were supposed to come out to Cult of Personality!
...oh, you're dead. Never mind.

 

[Shotaro]

HHH looks like he just got hit by a car.

Followed by a truck and then a steamroller. If his shoes weren't on I'd be sure he'd just died.

 

[enviousdominous]

Hmm. *dials Vince McMahon*

Vince: Vincent Kennedy McMahon speaking!

Me: I HATE YOU!

 

[Navi]

Who knew HHH could be killed by a single DDT?

Well 95% of his body weight is his nose, so not surprising.

 

[Sean Valjean]

Triple H looked like he'd been told that NXT was being canceled.

 

[Sai the Uganda Guy]

Well 95% of his body weight is his nose, so not surprising.

Dammit, Navi, gotta spread rep around before giving it to you again.

 

[Sean Valjean]

Who knew HHH could be killed by a single DDT?

Jim Ross just orgasmed.

 

[klunderbunker]

Review is up.

Going Home For The Show After The Show Before The Show

 

[Sai the Uganda Guy]

Review is up.

Going Home For The Show After The Show Before The Show of Shows

Why not show of shows though?

 

[Bernkastel]

Chicago only chanted for CM Punk twice tonight. Color me impressed.

 

[Sai the Uganda Guy]

Chicago only chanted for CM Punk twice tonight. Color me impressed.

Infect my staph and call me Phil.

 

[Coco]

Whoever laid out that tag title match deserves a nice, stiff pat on the back.

 

[Nate DaMac]

 

[Mighty NorCal]

Maybe it was my luxury of being able to mercilessly mow through every recap and brie bella segment with fast forward, but god damn the hour and a half version of RAW I just watched seemed very cohesive and good.

Great IC title match/segment

great heat between Triple H and Ambrose in the promo

GREAT tag title match

Liked Rybacks promo, though it was too long and too obviously scripted....love the direction of the character. Batista Jr.

 

[Барбоса]

Maybe it was my luxury of being able to mercilessly mow through every recap and brie bella segment with fast forward, but god damn the hour and a half version of RAW I just watched seemed very cohesive and good.

Great IC title match/segment

great heat between Triple H and Ambrose in the promo

GREAT tag title match

Liked Rybacks promo, though it was too long and too obviously scripted....love the direction of the character. Batista Jr.

The only way I have watched RAW at all in the last three years.