RAW LD 2/8/2016 - The Reality Strikes

[Reflection]

Okay, we're back. Thank God they remembered.

 

[Reflection]

Unless this is a glitchy video game, no, Kevin Owens didn't go into the post.

 

[enviousdominous]

Parappa the rapper had a faster pace than this match.

 

[rbv13]

ESPN ticker just ran WWE: Daniel Bryan announces retirement.

 

[enviousdominous]

He kicked out of a super kick from Owens. WHY IS THAT SO DAMN SURPRISING!?

 

[That N Word]

This match is BOOTY! Its time for a NEW DAY!

 

[A11oftheLights]

This match is BOOTY! Its time for a NEW DAY!

Fuck off

What the fuck did ziggler do that for?

 

[enviousdominous]

JBL just called this a match of attrition. He doesn't know how right he is.

 

[Sean Valjean]

Our hero.

 

[The_Reptile_]

WHY. DOES. ZIGGLER. KEEP. WINNING.

HE IS BEYOND USELESS AT THIS POINT.

 

[Reflection]

Fuck off

What the fuck did ziggler do that for?

He read that comment someone made earlier about WWE not having a full time main event heel, and thought "why not?"

 

[Sean Valjean]

...and it's a tables match because?

 

[enviousdominous]

Don't throw Michael's note pad! He was writing a love letter to Heidenreich!

 

[That N Word]

Fuck off

What the fuck did ziggler do that for?

Oh A11oftheLights don't you dare be sour...clap for you world famous 4x World Champion and feel the power

 

[enviousdominous]

I marked out like crazy when Daniel Bryan took the US Title. Loved it.

 

[BaconBits]

...and it's a tables match because?

Because the Usos and New Day have been feuding and will be feuding for like the next year, because fuck other tag teams, so they need to add new wrinkles to their never ending series of matches.

 

[That N Word]

Great show tonight. The power of positivity must be running through that old bitch Vince's veins

 

[That N Word]

Daniel Bryan is a legend in my book
.

 

[enviousdominous]

Bob starts his day with Jimmy Dean pure pork sausage. If the sodium doesn't kill him, the saturated fat will.

 

[Bernkastel]

Brock Lesnar is coming to Smackdown. Might just watch it this week.

Nope. Not even then.

 

[BringThePain834]

Dolph should just leave the WWE

 

[Sean Valjean]

Because the Usos and New Day have been feuding and will be feuding for like the next year, because fuck other tag teams, so they need to add new wrinkles to their never ending series of matches.

Seems the Dudleyz heard you.

 

[J-Dogg]

I really dislike Ziggler now and I have BaconBits to finally thank for that

 

[Slash-LN]

I marked out like crazy when Daniel Bryan took the US Title. Loved it.

This match was the one that made some people I know turn into Bryan fans.

By the end they were cheering for him when he won.

I loved it.

 

[enviousdominous]

They're booing Bubba's critique of New Day. Love it!