Raw 5/1/2015 LD - Someone Leaves In An Ambulance!

[Johnny Scumm]

Tonight's show still COULD be good.

Then again, it's Raw.

 

[L@RISANO]

What sort of shit comes on Reigns' script? "Locomotive" "Faster than a bullet"... Who gets paid to write that stuff??

 

[Vageena Hertz]

Illuminati time.

 

[klunderbunker]

What sort of shit comes on Reigns' script? "Locomotive" "Faster than a bullet"... Who gets paid to write that stuff??

.....please tell me you don't think those were original lines.

 

[Navi]

What sort of shit comes on Reigns' script? "Locomotive" "Faster than a bullet"... Who gets paid to write that stuff??

I don't think they do get paid, that's why it's so bad. And why all of a sudden does he look like Adam Rose?

 

[klunderbunker]

I love that entrance as they rise up the screen.

 

[Johnny Scumm]

I like Ascension.

 

[rbv13]

This poor crowd.

 

[Vageena Hertz]

Why are they fighting a midget lol

 

[Johnny Scumm]

This crowd suck ass.

 

[Big Nick Dudley]

I ask because I really don't know - is The Ascension a joke?

 

[rbv13]

Are they wrestling the Bull out of outfit?

 

[JoeFromTomsRiver]

Was kind of smart to reference the Road Warriors, now when crowds chant LOD the announcers can act like the fans are doing it in response to the Ascension dissing LOD, not because they are LOD wannabes.

 

[Starkist]

Why are they fighting a midget lol

Because one of them is a midget as well.

 

[klunderbunker]

JBL: "They couldn't carry the Road Warriors' jockstraps."

Booker: "How stupid are they?"

Why do we even bother debuting new talent?

 

[Bernkastel]

LOL @ all the old people getting mad. They sold that well. Crowd killed it.

 

[Baller]

Well took the 3rd appearance for JBL to bury the Ascension

 

[Navi]

This RAW has to get better, Jesus Christ it's sucked so far. Can we get Ho Ho Hogan back.

 

[Johnny Scumm]

This show needs more Bunny.

 

[Big Nick Dudley]

I'd rather the Bunny come out than The Ascension again. I'll take the tiny bull, too.

 

[Mighty NorCal]

Good lord. Just when I thought it couldnt get worse for my sweet, sweet Ascension

 

[Johnny Scumm]

Is this Roman Reigns vs Big Show thing the scheduled piss break? 'Cos I would much rather watch a Diva's match.

 

[rbv13]

Great start to 2015 for RAW. If hour one is any indication of whats to come this is going to be an awesome year. FML

 

[Mighty NorCal]

JBL: "They couldn't carry the Road Warriors' jockstraps."

Booker: "How stupid are they?"

Why do we even bother debuting new talent?

I am aghast right now

 

[Johnny Scumm]

So, JBL was former manager of NXT, but doesn't know how much potential The Ascension have? Awesome.

Also, why does Roman Reigns have so many pockets?