ECW LD / WZ Does MST3K on See No Evil

[Turd Ferguson]

Yeah, he has a prosthetic limb... the first thing I wonder about how he functions with it is how he gets kinky with it!

 

[The Doctor]

i could go for a roast beef sandwich.

 

[The Doctor]

What's that, boy? Mondo Burger is putting chemicals in their burgers to make them bigger?

 

[X]

Haha, no offense man, but Providence is indeed the armpit of New England.

I remember when me and my friend went to look at RIC, the first thing we saw when we got off the highway was an Amazing.

No offense taken, I live in Newport, not Providence.

 

[The Doctor]

Gratuitous orgasm shower scene! Complete with censored ass!

Get out of the bathroom! Kane is gonna killll yooooou.....

 

[X]

So should I continue watching this abysmal movie, or watch Starrcade 96?

 

[Turd Ferguson]

Gratuitous orgasm shower scene! Complete with censored ass!

Get out of the bathroom! Kane is gonna killll yooooou.....

No, just a loose cannon rapist/pimp

 

[The Doctor]

That slap sucked.

RAEP TIEM!!!!

NO! THE LIGHT! IT BURRRRRRRRRNS!!!

 

[The Doctor]

This movie, and you should join us in making fun of it. I'm sure you could do it better than I could.

He's a loose cannon rapist pimp on the edge.

Hey, do you smell what the Rock is cooking?

 

[X]

It's Sheamus!

 

[X]

It's meathookin' time!

 

[The Doctor]

That should be Kane's new finishing move.

 

[The Doctor]

FUCK TWILIGHT!!!!

Yeah, it delivers. It delivers a pile of SHIT!

 

[Turd Ferguson]

FUCK TWILIGHT!!!!

Yeah, it delivers. It delivers a pile of SHIT!

Fuck Syfy quality CGI werewolves.

Besides, Bill Compton and Eric Northman are much better vampires than the Twilight morons.

 

[The Doctor]

AquaPets are better than AquaGlobes, and have the added bonus of looking like Dora's drowning inside a penis.

 

[X]

AquaPets are better than AquaGlobes, and have the added bonus of looking like Dora's drowning inside a penis.

I don't even know what to say here.

EDIT: Now I do:

Spoiler

 

[Turd Ferguson]

I don't even know what to say here.

Doggies eat apple sauce to save the ozone layer?

 

[The Doctor]

 

[The Doctor]

Pressing it more won't make it go faster, stupid!

 

[The Doctor]

So, what, is Kane the Lord of the Flies or something?

"Oh, just a little off the top!"

 

[X]

I stuck around as long as I could Doc, but Ultimo Dragon vs. Dean Malenko for the J-Crown was calling out to me like a seductive siren. Starrcade 96 has won the battle I'm afraid.

 

[The Doctor]

Finally, she got back in the kitchen!

...OK, that was bad and offensive. Sorry.

 

[The Doctor]

I stuck around as long as I could Doc, but Ultimo Dragon vs. Dean Malenko for the J-Crown was calling out to me like a seductive siren. Starrcade 96 has won the battle I'm afraid.

OK, that's cool. I'm probably going to go to bed soon, actually.

Unless GuyCompton steps up his game and we get some more people in here...

 

[Turd Ferguson]

Hey, remember that one week when Kane used that meathook as a weapon?

 

[The Doctor]

Kane Wins.

FATALITY.​