ECW LD / WZ Does MST3K on See No Evil

[Turd Ferguson]

See, I bet KAne had Snitsky help him out with that testtube baby.

Maybe Snitsky makes a cameo as Jack Mediocreafternoon

He chops the feet off of his victims.

 

[The Doctor]

So is it actually explained in this at all why Kane rips eyeballs out of his victims?

Because he wants them to See No Evil. Duuuuuuuuh.

Don't taze me, bro!

Light is Kira! L is Kira! YOU'RE KIRA! WE ARE ALLLLLL KIRA!!!!!

 

[Turd Ferguson]

Of course they have the black kid stealing his money...

 

[The Doctor]

He chops the feet off of his victims.

And then he claims it wasn't his fault?

 

[The Doctor]

Cthulhu fhtagn.

I think this part needs a catchy, upbeat song about breaking out of here tonight.

 

[Turd Ferguson]

Did someone say "Catchy upbeat song?"



Easily makes anything instantly happy. I might just watch the rest of the movie on mute and play this.

 

[The Doctor]

I've never seen the full version of that freecreditreport.com commercial. Huh.

 

[The Doctor]

The Benny Hill song makes anything funny.

 

[Turd Ferguson]

I think Badmorning, Mediocreafternoon, and Goodnight need to take care of those FreeCreditReport.com guys.

Especially the douchey smug lead singer.

 

[The Doctor]

Lulz, "What are you doing in there"

OH SWERVE~~

 

[Turd Ferguson]

This is seriously some Friday the 13th shit.

 

[The Doctor]

I think there was some drugs in that weed.

 

[Turd Ferguson]

Even Kane can't decide if he's a face or a heel in this.

 

[The Doctor]

LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

OH MY GOD

WORDS CANNOT DESCRIBE THE FAIL.

 

[The Doctor]

I wish they hadn't used this song. I like it.

At least they didn't use "Jesus Loves Me". That song has special memories for me.

Woah, this movie features a guy coming out of a mirror and a girl called Christine, and singing!
GIMMICK INFRINGEMENT~!!

 

[Turd Ferguson]

Little known fact, main black girl was also in Life With Mikey with Michael J. Fox.

Vader and Jeff Jarrett had a wrestling match in that.

That is three wrestlers she's been in a movie with.

 

[The Doctor]

I guess you could say he..."got the axe".

*puts sunglasses on*

 

[Turd Ferguson]

So the rapist/pimp is the hero of the movie.

 

[Turd Ferguson]

I guess you could say he..."got the axe".

*puts sunglasses on*

YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAHHHHH!!!!!

 

[The Doctor]

How ironic!

FFFFFT, that shit sucked. "WAAAAAAAAAAH! WAAAAAAAAAAAH! OOOOOOOAAHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAA! OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO AAAAAAAAAAAAH *eye scream*"

 

[Turd Ferguson]

How ironic!

FFFFFT, that shit sucked. "WAAAAAAAAAAH! WAAAAAAAAAAAH! OOOOOOOAAHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAA! OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO AAAAAAAAAAAAH *eye scream*"

Haha, the original title of the movie was "Eye Scream Man" or some bullshit like that.

 

[The Doctor]

That was absolutely, hilariously bad.

Thank you, GuyCompton, for making it such an enjoyable experience.

 

[Turd Ferguson]

Likewise, sir.

I always saw bits and pieces of it, and tonight, I subjected my brain to two hours of torture by watching the whole thing.

But riffing on it made it all worth it.