ECW LD for 8/04/09 ...with an Extreme Rules Match!

[Mighty NorCal]

"We gonna be douuuin wun thayng. Killin Natzi's"



fuck yeeeaaa BISH

 

[The Doctor]

Damn me for focusing on writing and forgetting ECW, I shall now commit sepukku...

You missed the greatest 23 minutes in television history.

Here comes Sheamus.

 

[X]

Sheamus is fucking awful. That music is garbage.

 

[The Doctor]

mtfo, goldust

 

[Mighty NorCal]

damn dude, Goldy with the pop of the night

 

[Lil Wes]

Jesus, when did Goldust start getting big pops?

 

[Lil Wes]

Seriously how the fuck is Goldust over all of the sudden?

 

[The Dewbliners]

Well, Sheamus is gonna lose. We all know the guy with the best tan always wins.

 

[The Doctor]

I like Goldust. I can't explain it, I just do.

 

[Ty Burna]

Seriously how the fuck is Goldust over all of the sudden?

Editing can do wonders....

 

[The Dewbliners]

Sheamus' beard is attrocious.

 

[SavageTaker]

I hope Sheamus look doesn't affect his future in the WWE. I like what I've seen from so far.

 

[X]

I like Goldust. I can't explain it, I just do.

How can you not? Goldust was one of the best god damn heels of the 90s, hands down. The heat he would get was fucking RIDICULOUS. Rhodes is underrated as hell. The heat he would get makes Randy Orton look like Hulk Hogan.

 

[The Doctor]

Goldust just said "Yes"...didn't he?

 

[The Doctor]

I think I like him because he can still go, and he's a unique character with a great entrance. He's good on the mic and in the ring, and for some reason is very sympathetic to me.

In other words, he's awesome.

It seems Goldust is the new Tommy Dreamer.

 

[Ty Burna]

Holy shit....fucking right on, bout time Goldust gets serious.

 

[The Doctor]

Hell yes! Goldust is pissed off!

 

[The Dewbliners]

Holy shit, the whitest guy of the roster won! And now Golddust is fuckin' kickin' his ass?

 

[Lil Wes]

Editing can do wonders....

goddammit I keep forgetting ECW is taped.

 

[Mighty NorCal]

Goldust just wapped the shit out of him that was great

 

[The Doctor]

I want some promos between them.

Fuck YES! This is easily the greatest episode ever. Hilarious opener, Zeke/Kozlov feud, Goldust getting serious, Hurricane, Extreme Rules...

 

[SavageTaker]

Goldust could so be a top heel on ECW.

It's about time they stopped with the comedy and made him look somewhat serious.

 

[The Doctor]

I love Golden Corral but I gain like five hundred pounds every time I go there.

 

[KillBill]

Dreamer winning would be unexpected and epic. It would make this episode of ECW the best episode of wrestling in a long ass time.

 

[X]

Look at that, a Smackdown recap! Coco is going to be so happy.