Nattily-Attired ECW LD 7/21/09

[X]

Sheamus is fucking awful. Decent in the ring, but just painful to look at. Anyone that pale is going NOWHERE in the wrestling industry, sorry mate.

 

[Lil Wes]

Doc, where the hell is Xylot at now?

 

[The Doctor]

If Christian wins, we riot.

 

[The Doctor]

Freak out, Burchill!

We want Hurricane!

 

[The Doctor]

Freak out, Burchill!

We want Hurricane!

 

[Mr. Truth]

Where is the Hurricane? Can we stop teasing this mild-mannered reporter stuff?

 

[X]

Massive pop for Goldust, who the crowd just watched lose.

Their bringing back the electrocution angle?! Fucking sweet!

I'd fucking ravage Katie Lea, by the way.

And Tyler Reks music is such a lame Miserlou ripoff

 

[Marquis]

Katie is hot.

 

[Mr. PPV]

If Christian wins, we riot.

Agreed. Dreamer FTW.

 

[The Doctor]

Doc, where the hell is Xylot at now?

You have to register for the forums first but I don't know if registration's open anymore.

YES! A Burchill freak out!
Hi, Reks! No reaction and stereotypical surfer music! Awesome!

 

[Lil Wes]

Fucking Christ Katie is hot.

rofl @ that awful surfer theme.

 

[Little Jerry Lawler]

Katie is hot.

Truer words have never been spoken.

 

[Mr. Truth]

So this District 9 movie looks pretty baddass.

 

[Bernkastel]

Sheamus is fucking awful. Decent in the ring, but just painful to look at. Anyone that pale is going NOWHERE in the wrestling industry, sorry mate.

The WWE can always photoshop a tan onto him

 

[Mr. PPV]

So this District 9 movie looks pretty baddass.

Neill Blomkamp is the future of sci-fi films, mark my words.

 

[The Doctor]

Shaq Fu!!!

 

[Bernkastel]

Paul Birchell's theme... the only good thing about him

 

[Little Jerry Lawler]

I wonder what would have been if that incest angle happened.

 

[The Doctor]

That fat site had some good-looking food on it.

Wow, Burchill didn't get a jobber entrance!

 

[The Doctor]

You know, tomorrow I'm going to call the Dynamic Championship Wrestling hotline and some random indie guy is going to complain about the show and Paul being buried or something.

Still a nice little fed, even if the hotline guys are moron smarks.

Fuck! Leg cramp!

 

[Bernkastel]

weak match, Burchill really isn't the best first opponent

 

[The Doctor]

Thrilling commentary from Matthews:
"Paul Burchill!! -Tyler Reks!"

 

[Mr. Truth]

That fat site had some good-looking food on it.

Wow, Burchill didn't get a jobber entrance!

Told you. Some of that food made me so hungry. I mean, deep fried marshmallow fluff and cinnamon toast crunch? How can you beat that?

 

[The Doctor]

Instead of properly caring about this match, I married my best friend on Facebook.

That was a cool dropkick, though. And I like his look...

 

[The Doctor]

Paul Bale.

What a dick.

Doesn't look like we're going to get some Ryder tonight, unfortunately. Maybe a Hurricane segment?