ECW LD / WZ Does MST3K on See No Evil

[The Doctor]

"He killed her with his big meat hook" sounds so...suggestive...

INTERIOR DECORATING? GET IT? AHAHAHAHAHA-

 

[X]

Hey, remember that one week when Kane used that meathook as a weapon?

At that point you might as well just bring down a machete or a shotgun.

I've got it...the next great heel monster character in the WWE...

Spoiler

 

[The Doctor]

Black guy picking locks? RACISM

Women in the kitchen? SEXISM

Kane with a big hook? TERRIBLE...ISM

 

[Turd Ferguson]

So it's been four years and he didn't get that bullet hole in his head looked at?

 

[The Doctor]

Leave the stairs. Take the cannoli.

 

[Turd Ferguson]

And Kane finishes the job on the one armed bandit.

 

[The Doctor]

He just got BATMAN'd.

 

[The Doctor]

Leave the gun! Take the table!

Hi, Tyrone~!

 

[Turd Ferguson]

Kind of an anti-climactic way to kill one-arm off. They only built up his story for the first hour.

 

[The Doctor]

This movie is boring, and needs more lesbian shower scenes.

 

[The Doctor]

So, Ninja Assassin: Yes or no?

 

[Turd Ferguson]

It at the very least needs more of Kane doing something.

I have no desire to see 7 bad actors continue their snarky dialogue towards each other like the first hour did.

 

[The Doctor]

This commercial wouldn't be annoying if he wasn't whispering.

 

[Turd Ferguson]

So, Ninja Assassin: Yes or no?

Looks like it's pretty awesome, but I'll wait for the DVD

 

[The Doctor]

Hey, girl, speaking of "sucking it all down"...

 

[The Doctor]

OOH OOH I AM KANE KONG

 

[Turd Ferguson]

Didn't Jamie Kennedy go over this in Scream?

You never have sex in a horror movie.

 

[The Doctor]

Yay, they're having sex! I wonder if they're going to DIE?

Bondage, cages, this movie gets worse and worse. Or better. Depends.

 

[The Doctor]

Hey, man, why the long face?

[size=-3]Lord, I suck at this.[/size]

 

[The Doctor]

Precioussss...

"Surprise!" yelled Kane, as he boned her up the ass.

 

[Turd Ferguson]

Seriously, what would possess someone to get THAT tattooed on their back?

 

[The Doctor]

"What you got in here?"

Gee, I don't know, possibly his PENIS?

 

[Turd Ferguson]

I like how the bell ringing got progressively intense.

 

[The Doctor]

I can do that quite easily, commercial.

 

[Turd Ferguson]

We should do this every week.

JUDGE DREDD is next Tuesday, just throwing that out there