ECW LD / WZ Does MST3K on See No Evil

[The Doctor]

Mega Shark vs. Giant Octopus!

 

[The Doctor]

We should do this every week.

JUDGE DREDD is next Tuesday, just throwing that out there

I'd do it, too. Too bad you weren't here during the summer. Damn school for intruding into my wrestling watching.

They're STILL in the foreplay. LOOOOSERRR.

OH SHIT! THE PHANTOM OF THE OPERAAAAAAAA

 

[Turd Ferguson]

Dammit Kane, that's 7 years bad luck

 

[The Doctor]

She's bending over already! It's not rape if you yell "SURPRISE!"

 

[The Doctor]

Where's Spider-Man when you need him...?

 

[X]

We should do this every week.

JUDGE DREDD is next Tuesday, just throwing that out there

Oh I will fucking be there if Judge Dredd is on, you can bet your ass I will.

 

[The Doctor]

NAAAAAAAAAAUH OBUHGUD HALP ME HALP OH GUB WUT WAS THAYT

 

[Turd Ferguson]

I think it would have been awesome if Kane opened one of those windows and caught her as she was lowering herself

 

[The Doctor]

Well, he let her go.

 

[The Doctor]

Awwwwwww, look at the cute little puppy- OH SHIT

 

[Turd Ferguson]

At least Kane is humane to animals by keeping them well-fed

 

[The Doctor]

If she has a phone, why doesn't she just call 911?

 

[Turd Ferguson]

If she has a phone, why doesn't she just call 911?

Typical Blonde

 

[The Doctor]

This movie would be better if right now while Kane is breathing heavily, Heidenreich comes out as Johnny Badmorning, Kane's long lost brother, and they battle with chainsaws and flamethrowers.

 

[Turd Ferguson]

This movie would be better if right now while Kane is breathing heavily, Heidenreich comes out as Johnny Badmorning, Kane's long lost brother, and they battle with chainsaws and flamethrowers.

And then Heidenreich inexplicably rapes Michael Cole

 

[Turd Ferguson]

Well, I think we all know what Kane's favorite Family Guy gag is...

 

[The Doctor]

Whopsadaisy!

 

[Turd Ferguson]

I thought Michael the Unstable rapist/pimp would have been the first to go.

This movie really kind of wants you to want Kane to win. Nothing is likable about the "protagonists".

Also, the Sonic Brown Bag Deal = A really good deal.

 

[The Doctor]

I wonder if the chocolate guy from the Snickers commercial is related to the chocolate guy from the Axe commercial?

 

[The Doctor]

ZOMG PRONZ!!!!

 

[The Doctor]

I bet the loose-cannon rapist-pimp is having an erection lasting more than four hours.

 

[Turd Ferguson]

Why can't Kane and his meat hook take care of Ronnie DOITCH?

 

[Turd Ferguson]

So is it actually explained in this at all why Kane rips eyeballs out of his victims?

 

[The Doctor]

See, I bet KAne had Snitsky help him out with that testtube baby.

Maybe Snitsky makes a cameo as Jack Mediocreafternoon

 

[The Doctor]

I'm a crazy (crazy) son of a bitch!
I'mma cut you (cut you) swish swish
In a knife fight! Knife fight!