ECW LD / WZ Does MST3K on See No Evil

[Turd Ferguson]

See, his name is Yoshi, and he's wearing green! Isn't that HILARIOUS?!

It's a tribute to Misawa

 

[The Doctor]

So, we gonna MST3K See No Evil?

 

[klunderbunker]

That's the best thing they could have done. Christian was the only main face on the show other than Benjamin and they're fighting at TLC. Someone had to turn face.

 

[The Doctor]

It's a tribute to Misawa

I know this, and you know this.

Other people do not.

I dunno, I wasn't thinking.

Oh shit, Darth Vader?

LULZ, he's actually credited as Kane?

 

[Turd Ferguson]

WWE FILMS

 

[The Doctor]

Creepy choir, always a good way to build ambiance.

Wait, what the hell? "Jesus loves the little children, all the little children of the SCREAM red and yellow black and white"

 

[The Doctor]

DON'T DO IT! SHE''S A VAMPIRE!!

MANNEQUIN ARM

 

[The Doctor]

Ew, eye scream.

 

[X]

I know this, and you know this.

Other people do not.

I dunno, I wasn't thinking.

Oh shit, Darth Vader?

LULZ, he's actually credited as Kane?

I don't think he was being serious Doc. I highly, highly doubt he's wearing green as a tribute to Misawa.

 

[The Doctor]

What the hell kind of accent is that?

 

[The Doctor]

I don't think he was being serious Doc. I highly, highly doubt he's wearing green as a tribute to Misawa.

I dunno, Striker said something about it once. Course, that may just have been Striker making stuff up.

 

[The Doctor]

Gross, didn't even wash his hands.

 

[Turd Ferguson]

A dude pissing is the action the WWE gives us in these movies!

 

[The Doctor]

BITCH WATCH YOUR ASS ****

 

[Turd Ferguson]

See, she's a shoplifter, so she stole something out of her bag to convey that to the audience!

 

[Turd Ferguson]

This hip hop beat lets you know that these kids are bad and misdirected.

 

[X]

WWE films are so bad they're actually incredibly enjoyable. The Condemned is one of the worst movies I've ever seen but fuck is it entertaining.

 

[Turd Ferguson]

WWE films are so bad they're actually incredibly enjoyable. The Condemned is one of the worst movies I've ever seen but fuck is it entertaining.

I'm 100% with you there.

 

[The Doctor]

Hooray! Dreadful accents!

 

[X]

David Hasslehoff stars in Anaconda 3? And it's made by Sy Fy?!

Sign me the fuck up!

 

[The Doctor]

Naming your villain "Jacob Goodnight" immediately removes all the scary.

I've been in bathrooms that looked like that. EXTREME MOPPING ACTION!

 

[Turd Ferguson]

Something tells me Michael's not going to make it out of that bathroom.

It's too bad Kane won't give him a swirlie first though.

 

[X]

The bathroom at the bus station in Providence is literally a shithole. Like, it's a room that's 99% human feces, 1% flooring and ceiling. There is shit literally everywhere, always. I'm beginning to think it's some sort of avant garde art exhibit.

 

[Turd Ferguson]

The bathroom at the bus station in Providence is literally a shithole. Like, it's a room that's 99% human feces, 1% flooring and ceiling. There is shit literally everywhere, always. I'm beginning to think it's some sort of avant garde art exhibit.

Haha, no offense man, but Providence is indeed the armpit of New England.

I remember when me and my friend went to look at RIC, the first thing we saw when we got off the highway was an Amazing.

 

[The Doctor]

whacking off. So DARK and EDGY!