ECW LD / WZ Does MST3K on See No Evil

[The Doctor]

CHRISTIAN! CHRISTIAN!!!

Either his music is loud, or the crowd's gone quiet.

LULZ, Taker's voice sounded so nerdy.

 

[The Doctor]

Mr. T, ftw. Anyone remember that commercial where he advertises Snickers by driving a truck through a wall?

 

[The Doctor]

So, I've heard Ninja Assassin described as "300 But Ninjas".

How accurate do you think this description is, and should I be looking forward to it?

 

[The Doctor]

It's back. That was weird, no transition at all.

......That match is going to be AWESOME!! Or at least, it'll be damn good.

 

[Turd Ferguson]

...The fuck is a Chairs Match?

 

[klunderbunker]

WHAT IS A CHAIR MATCH???

 

[The Doctor]

Mtfo. That might be MOTPPV.

I mean, both Shelton and Christian are epic at ladder matches.

I have a feeling "Chair Match" is going to become a meme.

 

[Little Jerry Lawler]

Who's the guy commentating with Matthews?

 

[Turd Ferguson]

This crowd, like Shelton's promo skills, sucks.

 

[Turd Ferguson]

WHAT IS A CHAIR MATCH???

An INTENSE Match of Musical Chairs featuring Vance Archer.

 

[The Doctor]

A chair match is one where you have to climb a chair and put your opponent through another chair to win...?

Nice shirt, Regal.

The commercial breaks have been really friggin weird tonight.

 

[The Doctor]

Who's the guy commentating with Matthews?

Byron Saxton. I think he used to be on the radio or something.

 

[X]

Oh I'm about 15 minutes behind, and I'm watching the Shelton-Ryder match, and the crowd is loudly cheering "Let's Go Benjamin!"

So, not sure what you were talking about Doc.

 

[The Doctor]

Fuck Archer. Give more time to The Hurricane.

 

[X]

And after Benjamin won the crowd cheered very audibly. So, again, not sure what show you were watching Doc.

 

[Turd Ferguson]

WATCH OUT GUYS, HE'S INTENSE!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[The Doctor]

Oh I'm about 15 minutes behind, and I'm watching the Shelton-Ryder match, and the crowd is loudly cheering "Let's Go Benjamin!"

So, not sure what you were talking about Doc.

They were really loud for Benjamin, so he could take over for Christian eventually. That's all.

OK, Archer's theme is kinda cool.

 

[Turd Ferguson]

No matter how high you wear your tights, we all know you have a fucking tramp stamp, Lance.

I think it's time for an INTENSE tattoo removal session.

 

[X]

They were really loud for Benjamin, so he could take over for Christian eventually. That's all.

OK, Archer's theme is kinda cool.

I thought you were being sarcastic.

 

[The Doctor]

Hasn't my feud with Sidious taught anyone anything? I'm never sarcastic, except when I am.

But for the most part you can take what I say at face value.

 

[Turd Ferguson]

Holy shit, See No Evil is on following ECW tonight!

Is anyone else game for ripping on it MST3K style?

 

[X]

Right, I've officially just jizzed alllllllllllllllllllll over myself and my computer at the prospects of a Christian-Shelton Benjmain ladder match at TLC. That's going to steal the fucking show, I cannot WAIT for that match. Holy fuck that sounds great.

 

[The Doctor]

That'd be an interesting peripheral, a carpet-screen.

 

[The Doctor]

Hey, GuyCompton, is See No Evil on the SyFy channel?

I'm all for using this LD as an MST3King of it.

 

[The Doctor]

Jesse Ventura was amazing.