EC–err TNA LD for 07/22

[klunderbunker]

Let's get to it.

 

[Coco]

I could do without our standard Abyss related recap, too. But yeah, love cold opens.

 

[It's Damn Real!]

This video cracks me up – Abyss clapping his hands a la Eugene next to the carousel with the little girl is incredibly disturbing – makes him look like a pedophile.

 

[It's Damn Real!]

Cops were actually pepper-spraying the wrestlers? Whoa.

 

[Vincent Michaels]

Holy shit an opening video!

 

[It's Damn Real!]

Hey, look at that, intro.

It's been updated – maybe that's why they stopped showing it?

 

[Unsold Bacon]

They played the intro and it's new :O

 

[Blizz]

I really like TNA's show intro, more so than WWE's.

 

[klunderbunker]

Gotta love Hogan being the guy in the video more than anyone else when he hasn't been there in.....3 weeks?

 

[Coco]

GET READY TO FLY

 

[It's Damn Real!]

AJ v. Terry for the title? They finally giving Fortune gold? Sweet.

 

[klunderbunker]

Good night how stupid does that robe look?

Oh look: the Horsemen hand signal.

 

[It's Damn Real!]

Kazarian looks like a Persian mobster.

 

[Coco]

Someone else saw young Steven Seagal when Kaz walked out... Right?

 

[JJYanks121]

Shouldn't Kazarian be in this match? I mean, shouldn't A.J. be the main event guy with Kazarian being the midcard guy?

 

[It's Damn Real!]

Seriously, Kazarian looks like such a jackass with those fuckin' glasses.

 

[Platypus Palsy]

AJ wins or I riot. By riot I mean cry.

 

[klunderbunker]

Now remember, Terry isn't WORLD Champion, but GLOBAL Champion.

 

[ZeroVX]

Please tell me this ends with AJ the champion.

 

[It's Damn Real!]

AJ should make Terry look good here, as usual, but no way Terry wins.

 

[Coco]

Nailed him, AJ.

 

[klunderbunker]

AJ, the most decorated guy in TNA history and the only grand slam winner, celebrated over a kick to the knee and danced.

My goodness.

 

[JJYanks121]

Now remember, Terry isn't WORLD Champion, but GLOBAL Champion.

Right, and AJ was the longest reigning World Champion, so logically he should be booked to fight for a belt that means a lot less.........

 

[Coco]

Press slam?

GET READY TO FLY

 

[It's Damn Real!]

Damn, Terry is strong as an ox.