JJYanks121
The Mouth of the South Shore
Breaking news: The San Francisco 49ers are calling a news conference tomorrow to announce the re-signing of Joe Montana, Jerry Rice, Tom Rathman, and several other guys from their glory days of the 1980's. Apparently they went to the NFL commissioner and 49ers ownership and got a little emotional, said they missed their glory days from back when they were still relevant, and want to come back for one more season. Sure they're all old now and out of shape, but it's going to make for a compelling season nontheless.
Two things:
1) I already made the comparison using Reggie Jackson on the Yankees. Stop stealing my ideas!.............and doing them better.
2) Joe Montana is NOT out of shape. He uses shape ups to stay fit even into his 50s damnit!