WWE Raw LD 8/01/11 - The Champs are Here!

[Uncle Sam]

It's a shame that Rey Mysterio - in his capacity as best person ever - couldn't help Raging JoMo out.

 

[Serious Mozzarella]

Holy shit, I used to like Cole's character. I really, REALLY wish he'd shut the fuck up now.

 

[Taker Sucks]

the funny things is I saw that pick the boner went away

 

[TSG]

The cat's back. It's seriously massive.

How drunk are you, broski?

 

[mr.ready]

The cat's back. It's seriously massive.

3 shots. Your like a high school chick at a college party, pretending to be drunk. Your really too good of a poster to be trollin like this.

 

[bringitback]

Yes, but R-Truth is turning into a comedy character whereas I think Michael Tarver could pull the gimmick off and be taken seriously.

Oh, you were being serious. A shame. It was actually quite witty.

 

[Sean Valjean]

Truth needs to sell his own brand of water bottles. He could hit dehydrated people in the face with them and his slogan can be "Thrist? It Gon Get Got!"

 

[Gregor_Samsa]

To JR's credit, Oklahoma usually has a pretty decent football team

 

[klunderbunker]

See, this is what people get annoyed with about Cole. We just had a solid tag match and here's how the commentary went:

Cole: JR, you and King are so old and you make these stupid references that no one get. Shut up already. *rabble rabble rabble*

JR: IT'S OVER!

Cole: MIZ IS GREAT! You guys are still old though. Here, let me prove it by saying the same lines over and over again while we have replays and the post match attack.

 

[CamaroIroc]

HHH complaining about Josh Matthews not being shaved. Has he ever MET Randy Orton?

 

[Mighty NorCal]

Why do people even sell that as a weapon shot? What the fuck

 

[It's Damn Real!]

IDR, you are what the Spanish call " el terrible'"

It's like, Spanish, for like, a fighting chicken.

 

[TSG]

To be fair Trips, those wife lines were crafted pretty well.

I still laugh seeing Henry toss that guy into seemingly darkness.

 

[Mighty NorCal]

AWESOME promo vid for Sheamus and Mark Henry

 

[bringitback]

To JR's credit, Oklahoma usually has a pretty decent football team

I'm not sure JR deserves the credit for that tbh. I mean, he's good. Not that good though.

 

[¡Roján!]

THERE ARE WWE BBQ'S!?

 

[Uncle Sam]

3 shots. Your like a high school chick at a college party, pretending to be drunk. Your really too good of a poster to be trollin like this.

WHEN DID IT GET THIS BIG!? It's behind the curtains. I'm safe. For now.

 

[CamaroIroc]

This Sheamus face turn last week surprised me. I can get behind him as a face.. just need to adjust a few people - DBD needs to start being ruthless like Benoit's Rabid Wolverine character.. and we need someone to turn heel.

 

[Gregor_Samsa]

God I hope they spray some pledge on that table where orton sat.

 

[Mighty NorCal]

"Ill fight him"

fucking sweet

 

[CamaroIroc]

I think Sam is mistaken. It's not booze he's drinking, it's LSD

 

[Serious Mozzarella]

HHH complaining about Josh Matthews not being shaved. Has he ever MET Randy Orton?

YOU SHUT YOUR ****E MOUTH YOU DON'T TALK ABOUT THAT MAN'S GLORIOUS BEARD.

 

[TSG]

Truth needs to sell his own brand of water bottles. He could hit dehydrated people in the face with them and his slogan can be "Thrist? It Gon Get Got!"

I have missed the past couple Smackdown episodes, but Sheamus has me interested in Mark Henry looking at that video package.

 

[Gregor_Samsa]

I'm not sure JR deserves the credit for that tbh. I mean, he's good. Not that good though.

agree to disagree

 

[Uncle Sam]

I think Sam is mistaken. It's not booze he's drinking, it's LSD

I have to work on Wednesday. Can you believe I'm a functioning member of society?