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[X]

Pfft, Michael Cole is a play-by-play God compared to the horror that was Tony Schiavone. Try sitting through that guy's commentary for years on end and you'll go crazy. It's not that he doesn't know some of the more rare moves, it's that he doesn't know what the fuck ANYTHING is. Anything off the top rope is a "flying body attack", and any sort of slam in any manner or execution is a "sidewalk slam" to Tony.

You kids be glad you never dealt with the horrors of a commentary team involving Tony and Dusty!

 

[klunderbunker]

Listen to Tony around 92-94. You'll hear a very different commentator.

 

[Nate DaMac]

Pre Bischoff Tony was ok. After ther NWO showed up he was fucking unbearable.

 

[Jay Sherman]

I would take Foley and JR over any duo ever.

 

[TLC]

Impact results for 8/4

Spoiler

* Immortal opens the show – Bully Ray, Gunner, Scott Steiner, the Jarretts, Abyss and Mr. Anderson. Ray introduces everyone. There’s tension between Anderson and Ray over Anderson losing last night, or the week before. Anderson challenges Ray to a match at Hardcore Justice. They go at it and out comes Fortune for a brawl.

* Madison Rayne beat Miss Tessmacher via roll-up. Mickie James runs in for the save after the match but is interrupted by Angelina Love and Winter.

* Brother Devon beat AJ Styles with a roll-up in a Bound For Glory Series match.

* The Pope beat Samoa Joe in a Bound For Glory Series match. Joe is now the only one with 0 points. Joe actually won the match by submission but wouldn’t break the hold after the bell and was disqualified, giving Pope the win.

* Hernandez beat James Storm in a Street Fight, with a roll-up of all moves.

* Austin Aries beat Alex Shelley in a great match.

* Rob Van Dam and Crimson beat Scott Steiner and Gunner in a Bound For Glory Series match. RVD got the win for his team so he gets the points. RVD vs. Crimson for the BFG Series finals is announced for Hardcore Justice.

* Kurt Angle and Sting come out for their Hardcore Justice World Heavyweight Title match contract signing. Nothing major here but more talk than we wanted in the main event. Mutual respect between Angle and Sting going into Sunday

 

[Theo Mays]

I think they could have used one more roll up in there.

 

[Uncle Sam]

TNA has more stables than Kent.

 

[a0161613]

Devon beat AJ.

Fuck TNA.

 

[FunKay the Inevitable]

That ending segment sounds incredibly...odd. A bit lame actually.

 

[Y-2-Jay]

Looking at another spoiler report for Impact it says Daniels distracted AJ Styles so Devon could get the roll up. I guess it makes it a little better because at first i thought Devon beat AJ clean. Heard the Shelly/Aries match was really good so i am looking forward to that.

 

[klunderbunker]

Watching Smackdown.

Face Sheamus is AWESOME.

 

[FunKay the Inevitable]

"Greed is terribly underrated" - Wade Barrett on tonight's SmackDown. Excellent line.

 

[FSWWE]

I've already watched SD!... Good Show and I also want to see face Sheamus

 

[Remix]

Barrett more or less reset his character to "FCW" and looked like he got rather a lot of contact when he punched DBD. And that's a good thing Barrett routinely stole the show in FCW.

In other news John Morrison had a good showing in his return match. He was little rusty, but that's hardly shocking. I also liked Gabriel's little video package even though he wasn't on the show he was given a little backstory (though PGified with regards to his father) and character development. I hope that he gets something to do now he's gone solo. Preferably a feud with Leo Kruger (which would be amazing if they could work out a deal with WWP for footage) but I digress.

 

[FunKay the Inevitable]

The video package on the WWE title was so-so...then Cult of Personality came on.

 

[Mejor Sustantivo]

sheamus mic skills suck as a face!

 

[FunKay the Inevitable]

And you're gone...again.

 

[Brilliant Human Being]

My Booker T highlight of the day:

'Booker, I bet you wish you had legs like those.'
...
'Sometimes I dooo.'

You can't write this stuff.

 

[klunderbunker]

I put that joke in the review.

 

[Uncle Sam]

I'm so down for this Sheamus face turn. I'm so all about that. Especially if he keeps saying bastard.

 

[I Suck Ass]

Saying bastard is PG? Since when?

 

[X]

He needs to drink whiskey. Seriously, he needs to be drinkin publicly and shit. It would also make him a great opponent for Punk down the line.

I demand he drink as much alcohol on screen as Steve Austin circa 1999.

 

[X]

He needs to drink whiskey. Seriously, he needs to be drinkin publicly and shit. It would also make him a great opponent for Punk down the line.

I demand he drink as much alcohol on screen as Steve Austin circa 1999.

Saying bastard is PG? Since when?

Since forever. Y'know PG movies back in the 70s and 60s sometimes even had nudity?

 

[Uncle Sam]

He needs to drink whiskey. Seriously, he needs to be drinkin publicly and shit. It would also make him a great opponent for Punk down the line.

I demand he drink as much alcohol on screen as Steve Austin circa 1999.

So you want him to spill most of it down himself?

The video package on the WWE title was so-so...then Cult of Personality came on.

Do you have a link to this? It didn't appear in the edit I just watched.

I'm really loving Randy Orton right now. I think he might have even usurped Christian as my number two. Fickle? Yes. Yes, I am.

 

[Nate DaMac]

Bastard is on the same level as ass and damn to me.