TNA iMPACT! & ReAction LD is Back for 09.16

[I Suck Ass]

GET A FORK! GET A FORK! GET A FORK! GET A FORK! GET A FUCK! GET A FORK!

 

[Vincent Michaels]

I'd love to hear Dreamer say "I respect that you just tried to beat me half to death after I poured my heart out for you."

 

[I Suck Ass]

Seriously, why waste fresh new talent on a feud between the wide-pussy Dreamer and Fortune.

 

[Furyof5]

Why the hell is he involved in this?

 

[I Suck Ass]

What is Kendrick talking about?

 

[X]

Dude what the FUCK is Kendrick wearing? I'm fucking baffled.

Oh please send AJ in to have a match with Kendrick, please, please God, please.

 

[klunderbunker]

Ultimate Warrior looks good for his age.

 

[Furyof5]

What the hell kind of a promo was that? It reminds me of Warrior's old promos.

 

[Vincent Michaels]

Send Kendrick back to him padded room already!

 

[ABMorales787]

YOU ARE NO GOD, KENDRICK!! AJ STYLES AND RIC FLAIR ARE GODS!!!!

 

[I Suck Ass]

Oh, he's challenging them to a match. I want to see Morgan whoop his ass.

 

[Rhonda Rousey's Sports Bra]

Everytime I see Kendrick I want more but am disappointed.

 

[klunderbunker]

Total combined length of three matches tonight: about 8 minutes.

That segment: 18 minutes.

 

[Remy LaCroix]

For those asking, Kendrick respects EV 2.0.

Just sayin'.

 

[I Suck Ass]

Who else wants to see Nexus vs. Fortune?

 

[I Suck Ass]

Wow. Just wow. This shows the complete idiocracy of TNA's booking team.

 

[hatehabsforever]

The biggest complaint I read on here every week about iMPACT is that the matches are too short and too rushed, because they have to squeeze so much into only a 2 hour show. So why the hell have Dreamer come out and ramble on and cry forever, saying the same shit he's been saying for a decade now, and follow this up with another extended beatdown. How much time did this burn up, and for what benefit?

And how the hell does Kendrick fit into the equation?

I'm so goddamn sick and tired of looking at and listening to Dreamer. Enough already.

 

[Vincent Michaels]

Ultimate Warrior looks good for his age.

What the hell kind of a promo was that? It reminds me of Warrior's old promos.

This is obviously going to turn into a parody of Renegade, which leads to Warrior signing with TNA and breaking the tie of wins over each other with Hogan.

 

[I Suck Ass]

Yeah, he should have left with all the other ECW guys after ONS.

 

[I Suck Ass]

I would MTFO for that.

 

[Remy LaCroix]

Wow. Just wow. This shows the complete idiocracy of TNA's booking team.

I think you mean idiocy. But I'm pretty sure idiocracy can be used too.

Haha, I wanna watch that movie again. Beef Supreme FTW!

 

[Lt 0reo]

So they have had 2 title matches on free TV and were combined shorter than that segment.

 

[Rhonda Rousey's Sports Bra]

Yes. More Kendrick.

 

[ABMorales787]

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[Vincent Michaels]

I smell a squash......